Looking for a new refreshment this summer? Something to quench your insatiable thirst on these long, hot days? Well, look no further, because I have a feeling you’re gonna love this!
Malibu Rum is selling 60-ounce (yes, you read that right) pouches of boozy summer cocktails that have attached nozzles. If you’ve ever wanted a huge adult juice box, you’re in luck. BIG TIME. Oh, and they’re also 12.5 percent alcohol, so you know you’re gonna have a good time.
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Do you want to know about the four different flavors? The Daiquiri is a lime coconut combo, the Blue Hawaiian has pineapple, orange, cherry, and coconut (Elvis would be proud), the Pineapple Twist consists of pineapple, blackberries, and coconut, and, finally, the Rum Punch has mango, orange, pineapple, cranberry, and coconut.
Hot damn! Those sound delicious. Especially if you happen to be poolside or chilling out at the beach.
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Oh, and another thing…you might be able to have these bad boys DELIVERED TO YOU. If you go to the Malibu web site, select your favorite of the four pouches, and select “Buy Now,” you’ll get prompted to plug in your zip code. After entering your zip, the site will let you know if you can get the boozy pouches delivered to you in one hour or if you can go pick them up somewhere close.
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Are there are still people out there who think the Internet is a bad thing? Quit living in the Stone Age, bro. I’m getting some delivered right now! If you need me, I’ll be in my kiddie pool in my backyard…
