Left my car for maybe 15 minutes in front of the dorms and I come back to this. College man pic.twitter.com/KlDx5BtXLX

— Hunter Jobbins (@jabbins) October 30, 2016

HS teachers: college is NOT a joke

a real college exam question i just had:
“which doesn’t belong?”
A. Ethos
B. Pathos
C. Logos
D. Migos

— T (@umtatiana) April 8, 2019

100 level course prof: Attendance is mandatory, no phones allowed, 12 hours of homework/week, also we have 5 exams and one is in 9 days

500 level course prof: I illegally downloaded the texbook, I'll send you the link. text me if you need anything. Do you guys wanna go kayaking?

— semi-metal alchemist (@plantbboi) August 27, 2018

I turned in my paper to my professor last night and this morning I realized I forgot to change the title…hows your day going? pic.twitter.com/FnornTF00n

— Morgan🤍 (@morgs216) April 25, 2018

High school
(Teacher who barely got through school and managed to get a teaching degree): my name is Ms. Johnson and you will call me as such

College
(Professor who is a top individual in their field with multiple degrees, maybe a PHD): hey guys what's up my name's Matt

— Jordan Rutledge (@JordanRutledge) February 8, 2018

me in class taking a picture of notes on the board that i know i will never look at again pic.twitter.com/GdFgsWd3LQ

— chels (@kingchelsay) April 9, 2018

today in class this guy I was sitting next to had a bag of carrots & the entire class he kept throwing them into his backpack. I asked him what he was doing & he was like "oh sorry do u want one? they're for Kent" and then just whips open his backpack to show his chinchilla Kent

— char (@hollyjolleychar) December 4, 2017

The plagiarism section of the syllabus is the same for every class, almost as if it was copied…..&…..pasted???

— sara without an h (@SaraHeinecke94) August 23, 2017

me: doesn’t understand a concept

professor that has studied the subject for 37 years: https://t.co/325gafsZJF

— stone vanderpump (@booboolafool) January 23, 2018