25 Bumper Stickers Too Funny Not To Laugh At

Like tattoos for your car, a bumper sticker tells you a lot about the person that you’re driving behind. A certain category of people are willing to put a sticker on their car, and there’s a big market for bumper stickers.

Some people prefer to take the funny approach, others take the aggressive “get back or else” approach, and then there are just plain strange ones that you come across. All of them can be appreciated in their own way.

Self-Promote Whenever Possible

We can appreciate a little self-promotion as much as the next person.

But if you’re going to try to get people to buy your beer, you should probably make the website a little bigger.

Hope You Can Speed-Read

This is such a niche bumper sticker, and it’s so specific that it must have been specially ordered by this person, right?

Multiple people don’t have a need for this Dave Matthews coverup bumper sticker.

No One Asked You

A picture says a thousand words, and you drive your car all around town.

So it makes sense that people use a bumper sticker to share their opinions, even if no one cares about those opinions.

Changing Your Perspective

If you’re going to stick a giant announcement onto your vehicle for the foreseeable future, you might as well make it something helpful.

It must be confusing for people when they see this truck without the RV, though.

PT Cruiser, You’re A Loser

At least they know that their car is not considered a cool car, and they’ve decided to take the “if you can’t beat em, join em” approach.

Give them the punch line before they can even make the joke so you can all get where you need to go.

The Beginning Of The End

You told yourself that you were never going to be the parent who drives a minivan and shuttles kids around to soccer.

But flash forward 10 years and here you are in the parking lot at the field after practice.

The Only Solution

So, does this mean a ghost is driving whatever car has this bumper sticker?

Or do you think it’s one of those fancy electronic self-driving cars that doesn’t need a driver?

Making Their Stance Clear

People who choose to have those little stick figure families on the back of their vehicle immediately tell the world a lot about who they are.

In this case, this couple wants you to know that they chose to not have children, and the result of that decision is clear.

If Only Trunks Actually Worked Like This

You could probably position this photo to be your lock screen if you wanted to seriously commit yourself to your car.

But as far as bumper stickers go, this one isn’t half bad.

Where Is The Lie?

We wish that we could debate this one, but they’re not wrong.

If you’re willing to buy this bumper sticker, though, you might have some other flaws which could be why you’re divorced.

Why Run When You Could Drive?

Running a marathon is no small feat. It’s a major accomplishment and you should be proud of that.

But does it really need to be written on a sticker on your bumper for the next 7–12 years?

Look, They’re Not Wrong

We both know I’m never going to visit the website that you’re advertising on your bumper sticker, so what’s the point in pretending?

Take the route that this man did and just acknowledge it.

No Participation Trophy For You

You thought it was going to be one of those “if you can read this you’re too close” bumper stickers, but the joke’s on you, that part is implied.

Instead, they’d rather insult your fourth-grade reading level.

Mazda Tribute Deserves The Recognition

It may not be the fanciest car but it gets you where you need to go.

And that’s all that you can really ask, so let it have its shining moment.

Dinosaur > Cars

We’re doomed to repeat history if we don’t learn from it.

But doesn’t some small part of you wish there was a way we could exist at the same time as dinosaurs?

Dreaming Of A Greater Tomorrow

In an ideal world, everyone would make a full stop at stop signs, use their turn signals on every turn, never tailgate, and chickens could cross the road freely.

That’s the true utopia.

Time To Find A New Job

You must be pretty fired up about your job to actively search out and then purchase a bumper sticker that describes your work as “hell.”

Plus, you then drive this vehicle to work every day, so clearly, you’re not shy about sharing your feelings.

What Does It Mean If You Can Read This?

We’re not sure what it says about you if you were able to read this on the first try without any difficulty.

But that’s a problem you can sort out when you get to your destination.

Math Is The Only Subject That Counts

If you’re going to send a message to the general population about who you are as a person, you might as well send the message that you’re a punny math wizard.

This person accomplished that.

Mind Ya Business

You stay in your lane, he’ll stay in his lane, everyone will get to their destination safely, and we can all continue living our lives.

It probably wouldn’t hurt to keep your distance just in case, though.

Pointing Out The Obvious

Unless you thought the baby on board was the one responsible for driving the vehicle, it was safe to assume everyone knew there were adults on board.

Never hurts to remind anyone though!

They’re Definitely A Local

Is there anything more Canadian than having a bumper sticker that apologizes to the person driving too close behind you?

Even though it’s completely their fault and you have no control over it?

We All Know It’s True

Part of being a parent is reminding your children just how much you’ve sacrificed for them in their lives and how much they’ve cost you over the years.

You might as well start reminding them from a young age.

Harsh But True

You may think that everyone on the road cares that your daughter plays basketball, your son plays hockey, and that you have two cats.

…And you’re probably going to continue to think that so we won’t burst your bubble.

Free Advice

Don’t believe everything you read on a bumper sticker or every piece of unsolicited advice you receive.

But if you’re going to choose to believe any of them this may be the one for you to trust.