Hilarious proof that cats can be jerks sometimes

Where do you even begin with cats? They’re undeniably adorable, yet also clever, sly, and delightfully mischievous. Unlike dogs, who might wreck your furniture out of innocent excitement, cats often seem to cause chaos just for the fun of it.

The reality is—cats are experts at keeping us on our toes. If they were humans, they’d be that rebellious neighbor who knows exactly what they’re doing and couldn’t care less. Unfortunately for us, cats mix smarts with intent, and as you’ll soon see, helping humans rarely makes it onto their to-do list.

When The Mouse Runs Under The Door And You Gotta Do What You Gotta Do

Cats are incredibly determined—like little four-legged hunters who won’t stop until they catch their prey.

If this image doesn’t give you nightmares, I’m not sure what will. It looks like something straight out of a horror film, but for many cat owners, it’s all too real—and seriously unsettling.

You’re NEVER Safe No Matter What

Just when you think you’ve outsmarted a cat, they prove you wrong. These clever creatures are always adapting and learning new tricks. Lately, they’ve even mastered how to open doors.

What’s even more unnerving is their new talent for locking doors. This photo, leaked to the media, reveals the aftermath of a mischievous cat who slipped into its owner’s room and unleashed chaos.

Spilling The Tea

Cats are steadily outsmarting and outmaneuvering humans, thanks in large part to their impressive communication skills.

While we’re caught up gossiping about who Justin hooked up with last weekend, cats are silently swapping strategies on the most effective pressure points to target on our bodies. If we don’t start learning their language soon, we’re definitely outmatched.

They Have No Respect For Humans

Cats are unapologetically disrespectful to their owners, showing zero remorse or hesitation. They manipulate us as skillfully as Travis Barker masters his drum kit—flawlessly.

In this photo, the cat is shamelessly letting one rip right on the girl, and her expression says it all. That look perfectly captures someone who’s completely given up and feels totally defeated.

They’re Just Not As Fun As Dogs

Why would anyone pick a cat over a dog? Dogs are lovable goofballs—clumsy, fun, and full of unconditional love—without any secret plans against you.

Cats, on the other hand, just sit silently on the windowsill, watching you with that lurking predator vibe. This cat was taken out for a walk but quickly took charge and made it clear: “Nope, not happening.”

When You Don’t Give Him The Right Kibbles And Bits

Cats have a knack for hitting where it hurts the most—and they do it without a shred of remorse. They fully understand how much we depend on our beloved gadgets.

This is just one tactic they use to get their way. Refuse the treat they insisted on, and don’t be shocked if your brand-new iPhone 8 soon ends up shattered on the floor.

They Don’t Like Blondes

Not everyone knows this, but cats tend to dislike blondes. The reason isn’t clear yet, though many think it’s because cats view blondes as their biggest rivals for world domination.

After witnessing the fame of blondes like Paris Hilton and Ellen DeGeneres, cats have clearly taken notice. So if you’re blonde, watch out—your cat might just be plotting against you.

Terrorizing A City

The most frightening aspect of this whole situation is that many assume cats only cause trouble for their own owners. But that’s far from the truth.

These “nighttime mischief makers” wreak havoc in entire neighborhoods, sneaking off with neighbors’ shoes just for kicks. This kind of chaos is their idea of entertainment. It’s time we open our eyes and recognize just how truly mischievous—and dangerous—they can be.

“My Cat Deleted All My Work”

If you’re a cat owner, you’d be wise to keep the power button on your computer far out of reach—especially if it’s located on top of the tower.

Cats have a sixth sense for knowing when you’re facing final exams or racing against a major project deadline. And trust me, they have no problem playing the modern version of “the dog ate my homework” by shutting down your unsaved work without a second thought.

Some Of Them Are Ninjas

The issue with cats is their agility and speed. They can access spots that humans can only fantasize about reaching.

This gives them the perfect skills to be stealthy little assassins. Here’s an elusive shot of a cat preparing to strike at its unsuspecting owner. As for the owner? Well, they haven’t been seen since.

The Lengths They’ll Go To Get Cinnamon Buns

From extensive scientific research, it seems that cats have a strong desire for cinnamon buns. It’s kind of a weird obsession for the species, but one that humans can use against their feline companions.

We talked about leverage earlier, and this owner is leveraging their cinnamon buns very effectively. By distracting the cat, this owner is buying himself more time to live. The more time this cat spends trying to get the treat, the less time he is plotting the homicide of the human race.

They’ll Not Think Twice About Backstabbing

There aren’t many pictures out there that give us photographic proof of a cat assault. This picture has been studied again and again by forensic investigators.

If you need to turn away from your computer really quickly, we understand. This picture is disturbing to see but it’s necessary. We need to know what cats are capable of.

They Hate Music

Anyone saying that a world run by cats wouldn’t be that bad sure has it coming to them. Do you like music? Because cats sure don’t.

They’re currently in the process of de-stringing every guitar on this planet and doing so without anyone knowing. This is a news story that no one wants to report on because of fear of retaliation by the cats.