19 People who shared their unhinged food choices online
Some people have very a particular way of eating or preparing a certain food and all of their close friends and family members know it.
The people who shared these photos on subreddits decided to let everyone join in on publicly shaming these questionable food sins.
This Guy Needs Instructions On How To Eat An Apple
A woman shared this shelled-out apple with the caption, “My husband eats apples with a spoon.”
It seems like it would be less work and less messy to cut the apple into slices or wedges since it’s being cut in half anyway.
This Is Not Sanitary Or Savory, But It Might Be Salmonella
This horrifying meal was the result of someone making food in the bathroom sink at 1 a.m. while their parents slept upstairs.
They boiled noodles in the bathroom sink and defrosted raw, smoked salmon in the same sink. This midnight snack is screaming food poisoning.
The Applesauce Pizza Special
Move over, pineapple on pizza debate, because someone snapped a photo of their boss’s regular lunch: applesauce on pizza.
Even weirder, he spreads the applesauce around and then folds the slices together like a sandwich before eating it.
This “Bloody Mary” Is More Like A Gimpy Watered-Down Vodka-Ketchup Soup
This nasty cocktail should never have been created, but someone thought they would get crafty with the ingredients they had on hand.
Instead of tomato juice, they used ketchup, vodka, and water to make a soupy drink. They also didn’t have pickles or celery for a garnish so they threw a green onion sprig in. So many levels of gross.
Speaking Of Pineapples On Pizza…
There is pineapple on pizza and then there is this creation.
Someone diced up a fresh pineapple and used the chunks as a soggy topping for pizza-flavored Pringles. This is not how Pringles were intended to be eaten.
The Turkey Crunch Rice Cracker Disaster
This rice cake, turkey, and cheese “sandwich” is an attempt at being healthy, but it’s kind of a crazy combination.
There are so many healthy bread alternatives like lettuce wraps, tortillas, or even whole-grain bread that would have worked a million times better here.
Rice Paper-Wrapped Pasta Burrito (Rumored To Be Illegal In Italy)
From the very moment that someone came up with the idea to create a pasta burrito, it was all downhill.
They used rice paper to wrap the noodle burrito which adds an uncomfortable visual element to the dish.
Blue Powerade Noodles
Just because you can make something, doesn’t necessarily mean that you should.
These blue Powerade noodles are the perfect example of how combining two good things does not make a great thing. Sometimes it makes the opposite.
Raw Ground Beef Appetizers
This “snack” cannot be considered healthy or delicious, but one man doesn’t care.
The caption explains that this is “a sandwich my dad likes to eat, raw ground beef with raw onions and white pepper on hard bread.”
Vegetarian Refried Bean-rito
If you thought you had already seen the worst variation of a burrito, think again.
This person heated up a can of vegetarian refried beans then slapped a tortilla around the beans without stirring or mashing them up and called it a day.
RIP To This Crab Who Is The Real Victim Here
According to the caption on the photo, this is a “Crab Boiled In Pepsi Max for 2 Hours Served In a Baguette.”
This food sin ranks among the worst on our list.
Raindrop Cakes Do Not Mix With Jelly
Clear jelly cakes, or “Raindrop cakes,” are popular, trendy Japanese desserts.
One person learned the hard way that “using a syringe to inject the filling of a jelly bun doesn’t work that well.”
The Way This Guy Eats Pop-Tarts Is Just Wrong
Not everyone loves Pop-Tarts, but the people who do love them usually toast them and eat them one at a time.
This guy, on the other hand, is eating the cold Pop-Tarts out of the package like a weird pastry sandwich.
Ranch Gummy Bears Are As Bad As They Sound
Ranch dressing is enjoyable as a dip and on salads, but definitely not as a gummy bear flavor.
Still, someone took the liberty of whipping up these ranch-flavored gummy bears, because why not?
New York Ketchup Cheesecake, Anyone?
This picture is the result of a restaurant mix-up where someone added a side of ketchup in a cheesecake takeout container instead of a side of strawberry sauce.
Still, it nearly caused the customer to bite into a ketchup-smeared cheesecake.
Takeout Food Is Risky Business
The restaurant that packaged this takeout order misplaced the chit displaying the order.
Sadly, the customer ended up finding the missing chit pinned to their food. The heat and grease caused the pen ink to transfer right onto their egg.
This Pathetic Caesar Salad Was $15
Apparently, it’s harder to throw together a decent Caesar salad than you might think.
One customer was left wanting their money back when their $15 salad came out looking like this sad excuse for a salad.
This Person Who Is Never Getting Invited Back To The Potluck
This person woke up and chose chaos as the main ingredient in their recipes.
They seem to have combined everything from their freezer, pantry, and fridge to create these chilled casseroles. Choose between olives in gelatin, freezer vegetable mix in gelatin, or Alphagettis in gelatin.
Blue Thai Food For Dinner, Anyone?
Imagine working away on a Thai basil chicken dish, bringing it to a perfect simmer, and turning around for ingredients only to have it sabotaged by a teenage brother while you’re not looking.
That’s exactly what happened to the person who posted this picture as proof of their meal being dyed blue.
