Proof that dogs would make much better suitors on dating apps
The perfect partner doesn’t vanish without a word, argue over dinner choices, or forget important dates. Instead, he gives boundless love, enthusiastic tail wags, and warm, wet-nosed kisses. In short, he’s flawless—just not human.
That’s because he has four legs, a wagging tail, and truly understands what it means to be a “good boy.”
Winter Is Bizzy’s Prime Season
Bizzy is three years old, without kids, and totally into winter escapades and making a splash at the water bowl. He’s not here for casual flings—he wants something genuine.
Cuffing season doesn’t mean you have to hide away on the couch. With Bizzy by your side, you’ll discover just how exciting snow days can be.
Benji The Snuggle Buddy
“Benji is 15 but looks barely a day over 9. He loves chicken treats and cozying up on the sofa but isn’t a fan of wearing coats in winter.”
If chicken treats don’t win you over, it might be time to reconsider your criteria. And since he dislikes winter coats, he’ll be more than happy to snuggle up close to keep warm all season long.
The Outdoorsy Guy
His smile says it all—this guy thrives in the great outdoors. Whether it’s boating, fishing, beach outings, hikes, or picnics, he’s up for every adventure. With him by your side, you’re guaranteed a sun-kissed glow and a spirit brimming with excitement.
Blue Steel Eyes
These eyes seem to peer right into your soul—or so it feels. In truth, they’re the kind that capture your heart the moment you see them, only to reveal over time that they belong to the biggest little troublemakers.
The Greatest Cuddle Buddy
“Imagine him with a cigar and a glass of whiskey.” This distinguished gentleman is the perfect partner for a snug movie night and a sip of your finest wine. With a flair for the finer things, he’s ready to spoil you just as much as he enjoys being pampered.
This Is Lyle Alzedo, But He Goes By Zedo
This young guy still has some growing to do, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t ready to find someone to help guide him. You can grow side by side! The best relationships are those where both people learn and grow together.
Turns Out Dogs Make The Best Dating Profile Pictures
It all started when a proud dog mom captured a photo of her Dalmatian, Skylar. With the perfect pose, lighting, and confident stare, it looked like a picture straight out of a fancy dating profile.
She couldn’t resist sharing the fun and invited people online to post photos of their dogs as if they were their own dating profile pictures. Soon enough, a flood of charming entries began rolling in.
It’s About Personality
“Gunnar is obsessed with Fritos, barks at every noise near the door, and can’t resist chasing ice cubes that fall on the floor. On the flip side, he dislikes being left out during bathroom breaks, the neighborhood cats, and the backyard door.” Sounds about right.
Gunnar might not win you over instantly, but once you get to know him, his charming quirks—yes, even the barking at ice cubes—make it impossible not to fall for him.
Max Is A Man Of His Community
Here’s Max, captured in his “summit of Pen y Fan” shot. He’s a guy you can rely on—grounded by clear values and focused ambitions. When it comes to trust, Max is someone you can definitely count on.
Reed Will Always Be Young At Heart
“Reed is 11 years young. He loves craft breweries and is aging like a fine wine. Plus, he’s an expert at fluffing a warm blanket.”
Nobody wants a partner who grows lazy and dull with age. You’re only as old as you feel, and with the right companion by your side, staying young at heart is totally possible—no matter the number of years!
Smudge, The Drama-Free Companion
“Here for a good time, not into games. No drama, no photo hoarders. Kid-free (neutered) and loving it.”
If you’re searching for a mature companion in life’s later chapters, he’s your match. He’s been through the whole settling-down phase—now he’s all about savoring the good times ahead.
A Woman Who Knows Exactly What She Wants
“Jessy isn’t settling for leftovers—she knows her worth. Give her the space to feel secure (ideally curled up beside you), and she’ll gladly speak her mind.”
This is the classic look of every self-assured woman on a dating app: crystal clear about what she wants, yet still searching for someone who truly gets it.
Baxter, The Walking Party
Meet Baxter—he’s all about fun, not commitment. He’s the life of the party, ready to make sure everyone has a blast—as long as you’re not expecting perfect manners. With Baxter, it’s fun first, rules second.
Colin The Sassy Dog
“Likes: stealing bras, being sassy. Dislikes: brooms, rain, early morning starts. Looking for love—No time wasters, please”
Colin has that look—the one that melts your resolve and makes you give in every single time. We’ve all known a boy like that, haven’t we?.
Dave Makes The Perfect Adventure Partner
“Dave—sports loving terrier seeks perfect life partner. Must have own stick”
With Dave in your life, dull moments are a thing of the past. He’s the kind of companion who’ll drag you off the couch and out into the world, reminding you that adventure is always just a walk away.
Love Has No Age Limit
Meet Cher. She’s 38 and clearly over it all. And honestly, who can blame her? Once you hit 30, the dating pool starts to feel more like a puddle. Most of the good ones are either already taken or just stepping out of a divorce. What’s a woman supposed to do?
She’s The Kind That Keeps You On Your Toes
“She has an attitude problem, but with the right partner she would be a dream.” Men keep saying how they want a woman that will keep them on their toes and not bore them, so it sounds like this gal is the perfect fit.
The Cutest Girl In Town
Sorry single ladies everywhere, it looks like you’ve some serious competition. This cutie just got a new leash and harness and she’s ready to go out on the town and meet all her new suitors.
Who Says Nerds Aren’t Super Attractive?
“Meet Cooper. He loves long walks in a field. Hates loud noises, distant gunshots, thunder, etc. Loves barking, and chasing chipmunks and frogs in the pond. Excellent administrator and couch companion…”
Did you even read any of that or are you still mesmerized by his picture?
Beware Of Catfishes
Every dating website comes with its fair share of catfishes. They’re the ones who think they’re being sneaky and will try hard, when in fact it’s clear as day that nothing about them is real. I think we just spotted one here.
