Proof that no trip is complete without random passenger chaos
Most of us get the itch to travel at some point and get away from our regular lives for a while. The only catch is unless you’re a billionaire, you usually have to travel with the rest of society on public buses, planes, and trains.
Anyone with experience either riding or working public transit knows that there’s never a dull moment, even when you desperately want it to be.
Who Raised This Man?
The shoeless, sockless passenger is dreaded worldwide.
This guy is a shining example of what not to do on an airplane. Hopefully the concession cart comes sneaking up and gives him a good old-fashioned ankle smash.
“We’re Approaching Some Slight Turbulence, The Seat Belt Sign Is On”
The caption on this picture explained: “Turbulence on this Delta Connection flight was so bad that the drink cart flipped upside down.”
Let’s hope that nobody was in the bathroom when that turbulence hit.
What In The Butcher Shop Of Horrors Is This?
You never know who you will encounter on the subway transit system but you can usually expect they won’t be wearing raw animal ribs on their head like a mohawk.
There are a lot of questions here that we absolutely do not want the answers to.
A Good Old-Fashioned Cookout At Seat 13A
Some people are really out here acting like they’re on a private jet and not a budget seat commercial flight in economy.
It’s unclear how these people managed to get so much cooked seafood past security and on the plane, but they brought enough crawfish to feed the entire cabin of unfortunate passengers.
Call This Person A Doctor
There are gnarly toes and then there are whatever these are.
Someone felt comfortable enough to uncover their goblin toes on a plane and wedge them between the seat for other passengers to stare at.
Spider-Kid Scaling Beams
Airport layovers are usually long and boring, but they also don’t usually feature a random child scaling the building like a spider monkey.
At least there was some airport entertainment, even if it was a child with discipline issues.
Nothing To See Here, Just A Man And His Stylish Rats
At first glance, this is a cowboy on a subway. A closer look brings attention to the rat with a purple fur dye job sitting on his shoulder.
He’s also not a one rat kind of man and has a blue-dyed rat resting on his opposite shoulder.
Now Boarding: Birds Of Prey
A rich man with a large falconry business bought up an entire section of seats on a commercial flight in order to fly birds across the world.
If you had any fear of birds or birds of prey, this would not be the place for you.
Just Because It’s Typed Out Doesn’t Make It Nice
One frequent flyer is trying to take preventative steps so that people don’t put their seats back, inevitably smashing their knees.
But they are not preventative enough to pay more for extra legroom, just enough to put the responsibility on other passengers.
A Terrible Place For Soiled Boxers
Airplane bathrooms are cramped and sketchy enough, but this one had a special item tucked away in the tissue dispenser.
Someone left their smelly, stained underwear crammed inside the tissue dispenser for the next poor soul to find.
Excuse Me, Sir, This Is Not A Hotel
There’s sleeping on the subway, and then there is turning the subway car into a miniature bedroom with a full set of sheets and curtains.
It’s the bed that never stops in the city that never sleeps, except for this guy, who sleeps all the time.
Just Turn Your Friggen Light Off, Sharon, Or Karen, Or Whoever You Are
When your flight leaves any time before 5 a.m., it should be illegal to have your cabin light on.
This woman can’t read the room and even though every other person has their light off for darkness, she’s lit up like the fourth of July to watch an iPad video.
A Man-Child Who Needs A Lesson
When adults act like toddlers, they deserve to be treated like them as well.
This man should have been made to pick up his filthy mess off the floor and then have to wait to be the last person to deboard like he’s in kindergarten again.
She’s Lucky That TSA Confiscates Scissors
The ponytail intruder is too common on economy flights.
All it takes is one person with long hair sitting in front of you and you risk looking at their mop for the whole flight while trying to keep hair out of your drink.
