Human beings are super weird, y’all. We look weird, our bodies require an insane amount of upkeep, we’re not very nice to each other and yet we can’t seem to live without contact. Clothes are pretty strange, and so is the idea that we “own” pets and voluntarily pick up their poop.
Right?
Those are just a few of the things that would make aliens struggle to understand us, though. You’ll see.
#10. Anything that starts with “imagine” is going to be gold.
#9. You understand pizza, you understand humans.
#8. We are the ultimate battle accessory.
#7. Strange but true.
#6. Secret pants. *dies*
#5. If you’re going to kidnap me, please bring the cats and dogs.
#4. A whole new perspective.
#3. Fire good. Mostly.
#2. We have so much explaining to do.
#1. I hope my captor looks like Zac Efron.
h/t: Buzzfeed
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