Remember the Ashley Madison hack? That was a scary time for cheaters. If you’re a cheater, you might be thinking to yourself, “Thank goodness I never signed up for that,” or maybe you never married anyone, so you only cheat on girlfriends or boyfriends. Well, tough news, pal: the rest of the Internet is also an amazing place to get caught screwing around, and that’s exactly what happened to these people.
1. ROXANNE, you don’t have to put on that right swipe.
2. We can’t either.
3. Cheating on your wife is only slightly worse than being a loud a-hole yelling at his bros on a train.
4. There’s no way Kevin was just having “convo.”
5. On the upside, these guys seem to get along great.
6. Srsly, those guys giving hickeys are so disrespectful of our soldiers abroad.
7. Hopefully this list is good enough for you, Meghan.
8. You’re a disgrace to Johnnies everywhere, Jonny.
9. Beats getting an email from Ashley Madison hackers.
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