Times When Tall People Hilariously Overshadowed Short People
Humans are truly fascinating creatures, ranging from some who tower as tall as eight feet to others barely reaching 21.5 inches. It’s like our bodies can’t settle on a single height, making each difference a surprising sight.
Check out these photos where towering figures stand next to much shorter folks, creating some seriously funny contrasts. We’ve got plenty of height jokes up our sleeve, but we’ll hold back—wouldn’t want to get crushed!
Yao Ming Again Because He’s Iconic And This Time He’s With A 4’11 Waitress
Yao Ming might consider a side gig just standing next to shorter folks, since that seems to be their favorite thing to do around him. He showed up to a “wine experience” and definitely made it one with his towering presence.
This Prom Date Taking The Whole Family Out
This towering guy showed up with the corsage and limo, ready to give his date the high school night of her dreams — and probably give her dad a few nerves. Just picture looking up at him and firmly saying, “Be home by eight.” I know I couldn’t.
Being Tall Can Make You Feel Famous
Vern Troyer, known for playing Mini-Me in the Austin Powers films, wanted a picture with this 6’10” young man. Being tall can definitely have its perks—sometimes people treat you like a celebrity, even if they’re famous themselves.
He’s 7’0 And He’s Only 16 Because This Planet Is Wild
At seven feet tall, this 16-year-old matches Shaq’s towering height, leaving us completely amazed. Since he’s likely still growing, he might even reach Yao Ming’s stature and end up spending his days standing beside him, posing with shorter folks. That’s probably not exactly what he imagined on his career goals back in high school, though.
What Happens When You Try To Take A Picture With Your 6’5 Friend And You’re 4’7
These two friends have nearly a two-foot height difference. To put it another way, if you stacked two Subway footlong sandwiches on her head, he’d be able to take a bite right off the top. Just saying.
Make That A McDouble Your Height
If this giant of a man ordered a chicken snack wrap, I might lose all faith in humanity. When you’re this tall, you’ve got to be supersizing everything—otherwise, we’ll all be left scratching our heads.
The Law Has No Height
We’ve all heard the phrase “the long arm of the law,” but it turns out the law has short arms too. These unlikely duo demonstrate just that, and making jokes about their heights is probably the last thing you want to do.
These Spouses Definitely Aren’t Sharing Bathrobes
Staying at a hotel can feel like a luxury getaway—free soap, conditioner, and bathrobes at your disposal. You can just unwind and enjoy yourself. However, this husband shows that his “one-size-fits-all” bathrobe is more like a bath-miniskirt.
The Short Mom Who’ll Take Any Opportunity To Pose With Tall Strangers
This adorable mom is giving us the wholesome content we desperately needed today by boldly asking tall strangers for photos. It’s so cute, it’s almost too much for us to handle.
He Was 6’8, She Was 4’10, Can I Make It Any More Obvious
This pair of friends has the kitchen game on lock. At 4’10”, she’s perfectly positioned to chop and cook at the counter, while he’s 6’8″ and can easily reach anything from the top shelf. What a perfect team!
This Couple Finally Found People Who Were Taller… On Stilts
When you and your spouse are both over six feet, you’re not really expecting to run into anyone who can look you in the eye. That’s how these two went about their lives… until they went to the carnival.
The Interviewee Who Had To Power Squat To Get In Frame
This interviewee should get an award for the absolute energy he’s putting into this TV spot. This tall man is power squatting to provide some quality entertainment content and we’d give anything to see the faces he’s making during the tape.
Even Giants Have To Do Field Sobriety Tests
Even tall people need to do field sobriety tests, and we never realized it before but it’s the hilarious content we want to see. Especially if it’s conducted by an officer half their height. Now sir, walk in a straight line and try not to crush me when you stumble.
He Stepped Up As A Husband… No, He Literally Stepped Up
This is the kind of early-on commitment we like to see in a marriage. This guy was dedicated to his wife and not letting her completely mess up her back so he brought his own stepstool to the wedding. Now that’s a good omen.
Who Knew You Needed A Degree And A Desk To Stand On To Be A Doctor?
Imagine going through years of medical school to get a degree to find out you also need a desk to stand on so you can measure your tallest patient. That’s a reality for this doctor, but luckily she can definitely afford it.
This Tall Couple Will Always Be In The Wedding Photos Whether They Try To Or Not
Top points if you can spot this hilariously tall couple. Here’s a hint, they’re all the way at the back. There’s no hiding from the wedding photographer for these two since they always manage to be in the picture whether they want to be or not.
This Girl Gang
This girl gang is our new favorite squad, sorry Taylor Swift. Wherever this tall lady went she captivated the hearts of the women who worked there and they posed for this legendary picture. They even kind of match, so this squad was clearly meant to be.
They Went To Dragon Con And May Have Met An Actual Dragon
Listen, I have a theory that this tall man was actually a dragon in disguise posing amongst the human folk at Dragon Con. What else would explain his height? Certainly not genetics.
Everyone Automatically Becomes Your Minion When You’re A Full Foot Taller
This six-foot girl had a moment where she realized she couldn’t look any of her friends in their eyes. We’re curious how she and every other tall person feels when they realize this. Do they feel like Gods? Us mortals have questions.
This Tall Drink Of Water Couldn’t Get A Tall Drink Of Water
Fountains are made with two kinds of people in mind—tall and short. The only problem is that there’s only one of each so if you’re the tall friend and the tall fountain is occupied, you’re going to have to do some yoga bends to get that water.
The Tailors Had To Step Up To Dress Him Up
A struggle every tall and short person can relate to is shopping for clothes. If you want a good suit that’s going to fit right then you have to get that thing tailored. Go to a tailor who’s not afraid to step up, literally, to get the job done.
Sleeping Over At A Tall Friend’s Means You’ll Always Have Blankets, Even If It’s Jeans
This girl is 6’5 and has a 40″ inseam so you know what that means? She’s got you covered for a sleepover. When her friend asked her for a blanket she gleefully provided exactly what would do the job.
You Can Spot This Man In The Crowd
This 6’8 man decided he wanted a cool and edgy Shibuya crossing photo on a visit to Japan. Luckily, he didn’t even need to walk closer to the camera for the shot since the cameraman can see him clear across the intersection.
“Never Felt More Like Crushing A Building In My Life”
This is the kind of friend we all need in our lives. They’re perfect to bring to any crowded event because you know you won’t lose them, plus you can get on their shoulders if you need a better view.
“One Of My Favorite Pics Of My Wife and I”
It must be so nice as a woman to be dating a big strong man who makes you feel protected and makes the best cuddle buddy….until you realize that’s only what you see in the movies and in reality, they will just use you as an armrest.
It’s All An Illusion
Next to the reporter, NS Premier Stephen McNeil looked pretty tall on election night. He is actually 6’5″. Yet standing next to the male reporter who was 6’9″, he looked so small! It’s all about perspective.
Love Knows No Height
This gentleman who is 4’11 was proud to take his 6’4″ date to their school formal and posted the picture gloating “I’d say we’re pretty cute.” Maybe love is real after all.
Tall Girl Problems
Tall girls can have just as much fun when they go out, they sometimes just need to get a little extra creative… or hope the person they’re with will get creative for them. This man definitely earned his kiss.
“Took Away The Spotlight”
He may not have won first place, but eyes will definitely be on him, completely defeating the purpose of having the middle (and supposedly tallest) spot feature the first-place winner in the spotlight.
“This Is How My Mom And I hug Now”
That is a lot of work for the mother to find a table to climb on every time she wants to hug her son. But it really goes to show that nothing comes between a mother’s love and her children!
Born To Be A Basketball Star
You don’t actually need to be short, but if you ever want to feel small all you need to do is stand beside a basketball player. This girl is 7 feet tall thanks to genetics, and everyone else in her family is tall too.
You Can Tell Which Family Is Which
Being tall usually runs in the family. You can definitely tell in this picture which family belongs together. Not only are they matching color-wise, but they are also matching height-wise.
