#12. Awkward

“A lady pooped while pushing but didn’t know it.

She boldly yelled out ‘Ok, who farted?!’

That’s awkward.”

#13. Underpants

“One day a lady came in complaining that she was having a lot of pain inside her vagina.

So my friend’s aunt went to check what the pain was and ended up pulling out underwear out of her vagina.

Like how the fuck does someone get underwear stuck in their vagina and not know about it?”

#14. Heads up!

“Had a nursing student accidentally stand in the line of fire during a colonoscopy.”

#15. Insanity, volume 1

“There was a guy at 4 a.m. who crashed his car through the gate at the parking lot across the street from the hospital.

Shot his way through a door with a shot gun, made his way up to cardiac floor, and threatened to shoot a nurse in front of a patient if she did not perform oral.

He then proceeded to shoot himself in the head in the room.”