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Hey, there’s nothing wrong with being lazy: as long as you can make it WORK. If it’s hampering your life, you might want to rethink it. If not, keep it up!
Lazy people of AskReddit went on the record and shared the laziest thing they do on a regular basis.
1. Don’t bother getting up
“Lay in bed until 2:13pm, reading posts about what other lazy things people do. I should really get up, but this bed is so warm.”
2. That’s different
“When I was a kid I used to go to sleep dressed in the clothes I was going to wear to school the next day. Shirt, jeans, socks, everything except the shoes. It lasted quite a while until my folks put a stop to it.”
3. Lazy on another level
“I always heat things up in the microwave at “1:11” or “2:22” etc so that I don’t have to move my finger to the 0.”
4. Just give it here
“I don’t do this anymore, as this was back when I lived in a student house. My bedroom was on the ground floor at the front of the house, and my bed was up against the front window. I would order pizza then when the delivery guy turned up, I’d just open the window and has him pass me the pizza through the window. I didn’t even need to get out of bed.”
5. Sounds healthy
“Rather than eat I stay where I am until I am hungry enough to eat a lot.
6. Stay put
“Sit on the toilet for WAY longer than I need to so I don’t have to talk to anyone.”
7. Can’t be bothered
“Sit on my sofa staring into darkness for an hour because my phone has run out of battery and I can’t be bothered to go get a charger.”
8. Naptime
“Take naps during the day even though i know it’ll ruin my sleep.”
9. Really?
“Rented a car for another day because I didn’t want to get up and return it.”
10. It works
“Ruler next to my bed to turn off the light switch.”
11. Talented
“Pick things up with my feet.”
12. I can starve
“If I am hungry and in a comfy spot, I stay hungry.”
13. Enabling
“Instead of looking for my socks that constantly go missing when I’m doing laundry I just order another pack from amazon. I’ve even ordered underwear before when I didn’t feel like doing laundry. Same day shipping is an evil enabler.”
14. Don’t lose any lead
“Sometimes I forget to bring a spoon when I make tea, so I just grab a pencil to stir it.”
15. A common argument
“Never do my bed after I wake up. What’s the point if I’m going to undo it again at night.”
