This is what I’m talking about!
Are you still feeling a little jaded/angry/confused about your ex? Then this is exactly what you need in your life. Is it petty? Sure. Immature? Absolutely! But if it makes you feel better, more power to ya.
For Valentine’s Day this year, you can name a cockroach after that ex you’re still bitter about at the Hemsley Conservation Centre in England for only ￡1.50 (about $2).
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The name you choose (I’m thinking about you, Sally…) will appear on the “roach board” at the center’s roach enclosure. You’ll also get a certificate that allows you entry to the center to visit your roach if you happen to be across the pond in England.
If England is a little out of your way, you can also name a roach at the Bronx Zoo in New York for $15. Oddly, the folks at the Bronx Zoo recommend naming a critter after someone you’re in love with.
Hmmmm, seems like a strange gift, but to each their own, right? Maybe some people would think an eponymous roach is the perfect Valentine’s Day gift.
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I’ll be sitting at the bar at Applebee’s by myself on Valentine’s Day if anyone is looking for me…thinking about Sally…
