Do you have a question that you are just dying to ask a member of the opposite sex, but you’re just too embarrassed to do so? Then this AskReddit thread is for you!
We went through and picked some of our favorite questions…and their hilarious (and helpful) answers.
#1. Cold Boob Pain Of Death
Q: “When men go swimming and the cold water touches their groin for the first time it’s uncomfortable at best, do women have the same issues with their vagina?”
A: “Yeah, but it’s not that bad and worse when it reaches your chest.”
Q: “What do boobs feel like against your chest when you hug a female? Can you guys even feel them? How obvious is it?”
A: “Depends on the boobs, what the girl is wearing, etc. If she has an all star rack and is freeboobing it, it feels real nice. If she’s wearing 4 sports bras, spandex, and a buttoned denim jacket, not so much.”
#3. Eu de Dick
Q: “What do you think about your genital smells?”
A: “Every once in awhile after working out I won’t shower right away. 45 minutes later I’ll get a nice sweaty ball whiff as I bend over or something. I usually go “Oh that’s awful.. rubs balls and sniffs fingers Oh yeah that’s bad I should shower. sniff””
#4. Preparing For Slaughter
Q: “Ladies, let’s assume you have fairly regular periods (which is apparently not the case of every woman, correct me if i’m wrong), do you start wearing pads/tampons like the day before you think they will happen just in case they come in early?”
A: “No, we usually spot first which warns us of the oncoming slaughter”