Listen, I’m gonna level with you. You’re probably not gonna make it all way to the pearly gates.
I’m sorry to be the one to break the news, but it just ain’t happening, friend.
But don’t worry, I’ll be in that burning pit of eternal damnation with you, so we can have a laugh together!
In the meantime, have fun laughing at these religious jokes…
1. Betrayed
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2. Sounds kind of delicious
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3. Now do you recognize me?
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4. Seriously
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5. Dipping sauce?
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6. Butt rope
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7. Definitely paying attention
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8. That’s how it works
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9. Thanks a lot
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10. What did he say, exactly?
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11. That’s a true miracle
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12. You don’t know my life
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13. That works
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14. Thought he’d drive a Toyota
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15. This one might be over the line
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How dare you laugh, you heathen…
