Listen, I’m gonna level with you. You’re probably not gonna make it all way to the pearly gates.
I’m sorry to be the one to break the news, but it just ain’t happening, friend.
But don’t worry, I’ll be in that burning pit of eternal damnation with you, so we can have a laugh together!
In the meantime, have fun laughing at these religious jokes…
2. Sounds kind of delicious
3. Now do you recognize me?
5. Dipping sauce?
6. Butt rope
7. Definitely paying attention
8. That’s how it works
9. Thanks a lot
10. What did he say, exactly?
11. That’s a true miracle
12. You don’t know my life
13. That works
14. Thought he’d drive a Toyota
15. This one might be over the line
How dare you laugh, you heathen…