Listen, y’all. I cannot believe that there are so many people in this world who are actually concerned with how often other people bathe. I’m someone who does not enjoy baths or showers, and so washing every day is just never going to happen.
I’m married to someone who showers every day, sometimes twice, and you know what?
As long as no one has to smell anyone else, whatever.
If you’re curious which celebs are clean and which are not so much, we’ve got the goods below!
Squeaky Clean Celebs
10. Michael B. Jordan
https://www.instagram.com/p/CTFVheMNsXR/
Jordan revealed in a Vanity Fair interview that he showers really often.
Like, really often – first thing in the morning and then after every workout (which can be multiple in a day).
9. Jason Momoa
https://www.instagram.com/p/CSJL9o4i72o/
From an Access Hollywood interview:
“I’m Aquaman. I’m in the f**king water. Don’t worry about it. I’m Hawaiian. We got saltwater on me. We good.”
I have no idea what that actually says but I mean…he likes water on him I guess?
8. John Cena
https://www.instagram.com/p/CTXmlNPBQOI/
Cena told Vanity Fair that he also showers multiple times per day.
First thing in the morning, to wake up, and then to clean up after a workout.
7. The Rock
https://www.instagram.com/p/CS4eKhHFe2R/
The Rock gave some details about his habits on Twitter, saying that he takes not one, or two, but three showers a day.
He also uses “face wash, body wash, and exfoliator” each and every time.
6. Rihanna
https://www.instagram.com/p/CTSD46FIJgT/
Apparently, Rihanna smells really good, and in a memorable way.
She’s shared a compilation video that is just other celebrities talking about how good she smells. So.
5. Jodie Turner-Smith and Joshua Jackson
https://www.instagram.com/p/CQXkfXvg07d/
Smith says that “in her house, they bathe.”
We can assume that extends to husband Joshua Jackson, at least at this point in his life.
4. Barbie Ferreira
https://www.instagram.com/p/CO8LpEyr5e3/
This celeb goes hard with the showering, too, telling Vogue that she takes two baths a day.
Baths? Yikes.
3. Chris Evans
https://www.instagram.com/p/CH0K7rCFfc4/
Since everyone is feeling the need to confirm that they’re not gross, Evans also recently went viral.
He swears he “showers all the time,” and is “a very clean person.”
I volunteer to verify, up close and personal.
2. June Diane Raphael
https://www.instagram.com/p/CSsdSSllASc/
Not only does Raphael bath herself every day, she also wrestles her children into a bath on a daily basis.
Honestly, hat’s off to her.
1. Nick Jonas
https://www.instagram.com/p/CTLPnqwrmnF/
Jonas detailed his entire regimen in a Vanity Fair interview.
He’s got it down to a science that includes 12.5 minutes of washing, cologne, and moisturizing.
Not So Clean Famous People
10. Jake Gyllenhaal
https://www.instagram.com/p/B3Fi3blHcir/
Gyllenhaal’s opinions should surprise no one, and he confirmed to Vanity Fair that he brushes his teeth because “bad breath gets you nowhere,” but that he bathe too often because “there’s a whole world of not bathing that is also really helpful for skin maintenance, and we naturally clean ourselves.”
I mean. He does have very nice skin, so maybe there’s something to it.
In an interview with Vanity Fair, Gyllenhaal revealed that “good manners and bad breath get you nowhere. So I do that. But I do also think that there’s a whole world of not bathing that is also really helpful for skin maintenance, and we naturally clean ourselves.”
9. Taylor Swift
https://www.instagram.com/p/CQRUBXtjZXT/
I’m not sure this is enough to make a definitive judgement, but here you go:
On Ellen, Swift said she doesn’t wash her legs with soap because she shaves them every time she showers.
Makes sense to me.
8. Brad Pitt
https://www.instagram.com/p/CTTVrZfvlZJ/
Brad Pitt is way too busy to shower, y’all. At least, that’s what he told Eli Roth.
“I got six kids. All you’ve got to do is just take the wipes, a couple quick wipes under the pits. Man, I’m getting peed on all day. I don’t have time to take a shower.”
7. Zac Efron
https://www.instagram.com/p/COdGFRkpqv2/
A unidentified source from the High School Musical set revealed that Zac doesn’t care for showering, not even after his many active engagements.
I’m honestly just jealous they got close enough to know for sure.
6. Mila Kunis
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bra7ar1nQVo/
Kunis blames a childhood without hot water for her aversion to showering, so now she just doesn’t see the point.
5. Charlize Theron
https://www.instagram.com/p/CSRqDKxMAfP/
On David Letterman, Theron said she’d be “fine” going a week without showering.
This is obviously old intel, and she’s so pretty she can do whatever she wants, if you ask.
4. Ashton Kutcher
https://www.instagram.com/p/BogmxeiHd6X/
In the same interview with Kunis, Ashton Kutcher added this about their kids:
“Now here’s the thing: If you can see the dirt on them, clean them. Otherwise there’s no point.”
3. Johnny Depp
https://www.instagram.com/p/B_C26kipVRN/
Sources near Depp say he “usually smells because he rarely showers. He isn’t big on personal cleanliness…personal hygiene is not his priority.
Which I’m sure surprises no one reading this.
2. Robert Pattinson
https://www.instagram.com/p/CTXnu1_sHYS/
Pattison said during an interview with Extra that he has “probably gone six weeks without washing his hair. I don’t know. I don’t really see the point in washing your hair.”
I mean. That seems excessive, right?
1. Julia Roberts
https://www.instagram.com/p/CPFEr16nRp6/
A former bodyguard said that Roberts isn’t a regular showerer, but that’s because she loves the planet.
“She likes to save water – she’s really green.”
As they say, if you don’t know, now you know.
You’re welcome?