Listen, y’all. Dating is hard.
What’s more, relationships are even harder, so if there’s something that really bothers you on a first or second date, it’s probably going to be a dealbreaker eventually, anyway.
Might as well call it off without wasting anyone’s time then – or at least, that’s probably what these 10 people figured when they gave totally petty reasons for refusing a second date.
10. And fast.
All The Words In Every Text He Sent Were Capitalized.
Trust Me, It Got ANNOYING.
9. Five. Months.
He would call me his “beautiful angle”.
He really didn’t know how to spell angel so for 5 months I put up with being an angle.
Also dated a guy who wanted to put a singlewide trailer on his parent’s front lawn and thought I was unreasonable for not wanting to move in with him once he did so.
8. Did they light up, though?
My mom stopped dating a guy because he unfastened and refastened the velcro on his shoes throughout an entire movie.
7. Was she Amy Farrah Fowler?
She would insist on a job interview level of formality whenever we talked.
For those asking for examples, the first time I asked her to my place went like this:
Me: So do you want to take this back to my place?
Her: Is this an invitation for intercourse?
Me: … yes… it is…
Her: Please ask again properly please.
6. Distracting is a nice word for it.
On the first and only date – she chewed her food with her mouth open – it was so distracting I couldn’t bear it.
5. That would be annoying.
He wore a Bluetooth piece in his ear. The constant blue light blinking from the side of his head was too much for me.
Another guy would text “dame” instead of “damn”. It wasn’t a typo either, it was every time.
4. This made me giggle.
She called someone “a pompous”. Nope, she didn’t say he was acting pompous or that he was a pompous ass. He was a pompous.
3. A tragedy for our time.
Not me, but someone refusing to date me because, “it’s weird you don’t have Instagram.”
2. Excuse me, are you Jerry Seinfeld?
Everything was going great, thought she was an amazing girl and we’d been seeing each other for two months. Go to her house for the first time and it was a little messy, but nothing to write home about. Then I go to the bathroom and put up the toilet seat…
I don’t think she’d ever cleaned the bottom of the toilet seat given how disgusting it was. From then on, the only thing I could think about when talking or being with her was that disgusting toilet seat.
1. This cannot be real.
He was wearing a hideous brown fake leather jacket, it was so old that the ‘leather’ had started to flake off and parts were just now canvas.
He kept stopping to look at himself in windows and saying ‘oh god I look so hot today’ ‘I just can’t believe how hot I look’ smoothing down his manky jacket, side eyeing me, expecting me to agree with him.
I left so he could be alone with his jacket.
I’ve gotta say, I don’t hate most of these reasons.
What would you put on this list? Share with us in the comments!
