#5. He’s knitting something for his baby. This guy is totally getting laid tonight.
#4. I mean, I like to bring a book, but this works, too.
#3. Maybe the creepiest Halloween costume ever.
#2. First Lady Eleanor Roosevelt, protecting herself from the boredom that’s about to kill the women next to her.
#1. My personal favorite: a group of knitting men. Badass.
h/t: Mentalfloss