I know, I know. Watching the stunningly bad storytelling masquerading as a film in M. Night Shyamalan’s The Happening probably convinced you that Mother Nature hates us and is plotting our demise at every turn.

Should it have, though? Or was casting Mark Wahlberg in a dramatic leading role part of her plan all along?

#10. Anarchy is how she will start.

1 Mohawk Turtle

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#9. Now don’t get all crabby about it.

2 Frown Face Crab

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#8. After all, she gave us Trump.

3 Trump Cattepiller

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#7. She can grow her own accessories.

4 Eggplant Acceso

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#6. And she has her own pep squad.

5 Pom Pom Grabs

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#5. There is no one more skilled at deception. “I’m a snake, a slithery little snake, I SWEAR!”

6 Atlas Moth

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#4. If she takes over the tattoo market, it’s all over.

7 Horse's Horse Birth Mark

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#3. She can make us feel guilty for using her resources.

8 Bleeding Tree

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#2. She will help her creatures – who aren’t us – work together.

9 Jelly Fish

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#1. She has no limitations, and the ability to create new and exciting creatures.

10 New Jelly

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Convinced? Yeah, me neither *looks over shoulder*