#5. There is no one more skilled at deception. “I’m a snake, a slithery little snake, I SWEAR!”
#4. If she takes over the tattoo market, it’s all over.
#3. She can make us feel guilty for using her resources.
#2. She will help her creatures – who aren’t us – work together.
#1. She has no limitations, and the ability to create new and exciting creatures.
Convinced? Yeah, me neither *looks over shoulder*