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Have you ever felt as if you just had to do something or say something, just because you identify as a female? What about if you identify as a man? I mean, we all know that gender doesn’t mean anything, but sometimes it really seems like we let it define us.
That’s the premise behind these tongue-in-cheek responses to what “masculine urges” come for all men eventually, and I don’t know about you, but they’re totally cracking me up.
10. You might not want to commit.
That’s a whole other conversation, though.
The masculine urge to stand and watch tv pic.twitter.com/IqsUKwgNrx
— •abby• (@abbylou97) November 29, 2021
9. We know you’re not busy.
You’re just counting down the minutes until you can talk to us again.
https://twitter.com/tasmiyawww/status/1465690722892398592?s=20
8. This feels pretty niche.
A certain kind of masculine urge, perhaps.
7. The universal signal you are a Man.
You know about football, so we cannot dispute your claim.
6. Why stop there?
You have all of eternity to not talk about what’s wrong!
5. Gotta make sure they work.
I mean, they’re a pretty complicated mechanism, you know?
4. You were obviously very busy.
And also important, like introverts everywhere.
3. Vests are underrated.
Think of all of the additional pockets!
2. What is “a healthy manner?”
And what are these emotions you speak of?
https://twitter.com/weloveguad/status/1465825616918454273?s=20
1. How could you be otherwise?
That would imply you have feelings, and that can’t be right.
https://twitter.com/_ariannaa88/status/1465374559239127046?s=20
I’m ready for the “feminine urges” side of this coin now, because I bet they’re just as funny!
If you’ve got an “urge” that’s irresistible, leave it and your preferred gender in the comments!
