11 Hilarious Posts About “Masculine Urges”

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you probably know that traditional gender roles and activities and behaviors associated with each are under attack from all sides – probably because they are nonsense and your reproductive organs really have no bearing on how you act or what you enjoy doing, right?

Twitter in particular has taken the “feminine” and “masculine” urges to hilarious extremes, and here are 11 funny takes on the latter.

11. Ahhh can’t you smell the freedom.

I’m sure it will all work out for the best.

10. We all know you don’t care.

But we appreciate the effort at following societal norms.

9. I don’t think this is a guy thing.

Either that or I am a guy.

8. You should compliment the chef.

Otherwise they might not give you any.

7. What else do you need?

Maybe a fridge for the takeout and beer.

6. They know it’s going to drive you mad.

I think that’s most of the point, to be honest.

5. How else will they know you’re a man?

And no, just one of these things will not do.

4. Just keep it all bottled up.

That’s obviously been working for you so far.

3. You can’t seem too interested.

I’m not sure what would happen but obviously something bad.

2. Every single time.

Most of the time they’re not even all that helpful, tbh.

1. Everyone must know you understand football.

It’s how the other men know they can communicate with you.

Y’all, I am dead. I honestly hope we can keep laughing about this stuff for a long time to come.

If you have a favorite on this list, let us know in the comments which it is!