We all promise to love and cherish and support our long-term partners, but listen – forever is a really long time, and we’re only human. Boredom sneaks in, and to break up the monotony of the day-to-day by figuring out the best ways to annoying the crap out of those we love.
If your go-to bits are getting a bit stale, maybe these 10 people’s favorite “bits” will inspire you to try something new.
10. She’s not going to be able to keep that promise.
No one could, so I hope she doesn’t feel badly.
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9. It’s like he wants her to be bald.
This would make me want to tear my hair out.
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8. No wife is going to like that.
She’s either annoyed your playing or wants to be playing with you.
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7. Mistakes were made.
At least now you know. But so does he.
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6. A human mirror.
Hmm. I’ve never considered this.
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5. Yeah, that’s going to happen.
Make him laugh as often as possible!
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4. Every single time I’m sure.
Because you can’t back down now.
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3. I can see her face now.
The one that says “I’m trying really hard not to do a murder.”
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2. Trolling your kids is totally acceptable.
Required for your sanity, even.
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1. You’ve been warned.
Everything that happens next is in your hands.
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I’m just going to say sorry to all of the partners out there who are about to get annoyed in whole new ways.
Except for mine, because I’m going to try out a few of these myself.
