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I have this memory from when I was a little kid.
I was in the bathroom, holding a fork, and I stuck it in the electrical socket that was low on the wall, facing the living room.
Not only did I feel electricity surging through me, but I somehow actually saw THROUGH the wall into the living room itself.
In retrospect, this was probably a dream that I got mixed up with a memory. First of all because people don’t put electrical sockets low to the floor in bathrooms, and second, being electrocuted doesn’t give you x-ray vision.
But it’s still something I MIGHT have done, because kids are idiots, as is proven by these anonymous childhood confessions.
10. Pretty loopy
What’s going on in a child’s head when they do this kind of thing?
9. Chip off the old block
Plot twist: it was old lead paint.
8. That sucks
Why would you suck on ANY fence?
7. Bird by bird
How have we as a species survived this long?
6. Solid burn
Wait, what?
5. Super! Man!
I’d say that could have gone a LOT worse.
4. I mustache you some questions about this
Dang kid, how bad was your school?
3. Let’s play, doh
The dumb part isn’t trying it, but trying it AGAIN.
2. Colorful tales
No boys were brought to the yard whatsoever.
1. Clean up
This is horrible.
Yup. Kids are dumb. No way around it.
What’s the dumbest thing you did as a kid?
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