I have this memory from when I was a little kid.
I was in the bathroom, holding a fork, and I stuck it in the electrical socket that was low on the wall, facing the living room.
Not only did I feel electricity surging through me, but I somehow actually saw THROUGH the wall into the living room itself.
In retrospect, this was probably a dream that I got mixed up with a memory. First of all because people don’t put electrical sockets low to the floor in bathrooms, and second, being electrocuted doesn’t give you x-ray vision.
But it’s still something I MIGHT have done, because kids are idiots, as is proven by these anonymous childhood confessions.
10. Pretty loopy
What’s going on in a child’s head when they do this kind of thing?
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9. Chip off the old block
Plot twist: it was old lead paint.
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8. That sucks
Why would you suck on ANY fence?
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7. Bird by bird
How have we as a species survived this long?
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6. Solid burn
Wait, what?
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5. Super! Man!
I’d say that could have gone a LOT worse.
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4. I mustache you some questions about this
Dang kid, how bad was your school?
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3. Let’s play, doh
The dumb part isn’t trying it, but trying it AGAIN.
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2. Colorful tales
No boys were brought to the yard whatsoever.
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1. Clean up
This is horrible.
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Yup. Kids are dumb. No way around it.
What’s the dumbest thing you did as a kid?
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