Everyone knows that breaking up is hard to do, and sometimes it takes a few tries before one or both parties are ready to move on for good.
If you’re ready to move on before you ex, you might find yourself on the receiving end of text messages that range from annoying to downright harassment.
If you’re looking for new ways to tell them to go p**s up a rope, these 11 people have some pretty hilarious ideas.
11. It almost sounds like they agree.
That would be pretty nice if it was true.
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10. Simple and to the point.
And honestly, pretty hard to come back from.
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9. This is a pretty sick burn.
I’m pretty jealous I didn’t come up with it myself, to be honest.
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8. Very descriptive.
I don’t think there can be any confusion.
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7. Well they walked right into that one.
No one to blame but yourself, buddy.
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6. You knew that second punch was coming.
Or at least, he should have.
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5. Do not pass go.
And do not buy a return ticket.
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4. Thanks but no thanks.
Now move along.
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3. Props to the commitment.
He just kept thinking she was going to change her mind.
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2. Reminders are everywhere.
But they’re probably not the same ones you were hoping for.
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1. That’s what they’re hoping for, actually.
No looking back. It’s not the best idea.
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It’s hard to argue that these are funny, but who knows how effective they were at getting rid of those exes for good.
If you’ve got a tried and true way for getting an ex to leave you alone for good, we’re all ears in the comments!
