Y’all ever skip class and then have the post skip class depression? Like damn i should’ve just went

— Keylan M. Chapman (@Dtxmarcellee) February 5, 2019

a tip for everyone starting their freshman year of college soon: nobody cares about you. did u just trip in front of a few people? no one gives a shit. are u lost? don’t be afraid to ask a random person. no one cares. about anything. we’re all dead here.

— Akshay Singh Thakur (@st_akshay) February 23, 2018

Welcome to college. Where every single person is smarter than you except for the 3 people in your group project.

— Casey Wright 🍉 (@WrightToLife) October 11, 2018

High school: "assigned seating is so dumb"

College: "why is someone in my seat? That's my seat…they know I sit there every class"

— College Student (@ColIegeStudent) July 14, 2022

My first college test I got a 68 and actually cried in the classroom.

Today I got a 52 on an exam and I took myself out for chicken tenders

— gabbi (@thisbegrm) October 26, 2017

“How do you describe college?”

I’m teaching myself a class that I’m paying for

— Frosty (@Alex_Welch88) October 7, 2018

our professor was 20 minutes into lecture before realizing 1. he wasn’t sharing his slides 2. he wasn’t recording the lecture 3. he had his computer muted so he couldn’t hear us 4. wasn’t checking the chat and 5. had his phone on silent so the TAs couldn’t get ahold of him hahaha

— javi (@jcove__) March 12, 2020

Parents need to stop encouraging their kids to go to college because there is just not enough parking to go around

— The Common Man (@tcm97) July 16, 2018

How do people find their soul mate in the first 2 months of college it took me 4 months just to find the administration building

— Julia (@julliiab) January 21, 2016

me in high school: *goes to school for 7 hours, straight to track practice, then work* whose tired? not me!
me in college: *goes to one class at 11am* welp, time for a nap. i’m exhausted. what a long day

— allison (@Allison_Muehl) May 1, 2018