Kids cry. That’s just a fact of life. They cry when they’re tired, hungry, or scrape their knee of the playground. All perfectly legitimate reasons. But then there are the times they cry for no good reason at all. We’re talking, like… really bizarre reasons. Every parent has been through this, but these 15 were kind enough to post their most hilarious stories online for us to see. So, without further ado, enjoy 15 of the most ridiculous reasons kids have cried.
1. Because I Wouldn’t Let Her Grab The Dog By The Penis
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2. I Asked Her To Walk To The Top Of The Driveway Instead Of Carrying Her
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3. Daddy Tried To Read Her A Book. She Wanted Mama To Read It. The Book Is “Just Me & My Dad”
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4. Because The People On The Plane In The Sky Wouldn’t Wave Back At Her
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5. He Wanted Raisins. So I Gave Him Raisins… I Didn’t Even Get The Chance To Ask What Went Wrong
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6. I Wouldn’t Let Him Dip His Toothbrush Into My Wine Glass
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7. Because He Can’t Watch Daddy Poop
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8. I Told Her “No More Of Monny’s Makeup”
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9. We Didn’t Let Her Go Outside Without Pants And Shoes On
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10. He Offered Me A Bite Of His Pretzel, And I Took It
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11. There Was Frosting On Both Sides Of Her Oreo
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12. She Farted And Got A Fright
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13. The “Best Dad” Wouldn’t Let Her Eat The Remote Control
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14. I Wouldn’t Let Him Eat The Pregnancy Test I Was Taking
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15. When He Said He Needed To Get Dressed I Reminded Him He Already Was
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