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Some tweets are funny, some are hilarious, and some are flat-out hilarious.
And you’re about to feast your eyes on some that belong in the third category.
Are you ready to laugh?
Let’s get it on!
1. Pretty much.
Alone at the top!
spotify the only tech company to figure out how to successfully rebrand “we’ve been tracking you” to “isn’t this FUN”
— Delia Cai (@delia_cai) December 1, 2021
2. Now it all makes sense.
Here’s your history lesson for the day.
Having lived during a plague, I now understand why most renaissance paintings were voluptuous women, lying bra-less on couches.
— Emergency&BushfireKits (@EmergencyBK) November 29, 2021
3. Gotta work up to it.
Just take your time…
The older I get, the longer I need to sit in the car before going inside the grocery store.
— Akilah Green (@akilahgreen) November 29, 2021
4. This is how it should be.
We bow down to them!
you’re not the boss of me! my dog is the boss of me, everything revolves around this damn dog
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) November 30, 2021
5. Totally worth it.
You got it all figured out.
I do not dress for the male gaze I dress for my psychiatrist to say “cute sweater!” when she sees me once a month
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) November 30, 2021
6. Please make this happen!
I’m over it.
Hey automated voicemail things why don’t you start by telling me the mailbox is full instead of making me listen to you read a phone number for twelve minutes first
— Lauren Lapkus 🍰 (@laurenlapkus) November 30, 2021
7. All downhill from here.
Enjoy it!
Was ID’d twice in one day, that’s the highlight of my year
— Krysta (@krystaunclear) November 29, 2021
8. You might be going to Hell for this.
Was it worth it?
I bet Jesus feels honored by the Groot, Star Wars and random assortment of superhero ornaments strewn about my Christmas tree.
— your other mom (@difficultpatty) December 1, 2021
9. Humble brag.
I see what you did there…
rediscovered the joy of reading for pleasure (bragging about it)
— i can be your long lost pal (@PallaviGunalan) November 22, 2021
10. What else can you do to fill the void?
There’s gotta be something…
just got my stupid little 7 dollar coffee to fill the void and now i’m gonna stare at my stupid little thousand dollar phone to fill the void. anyway the void is not full
— chrissy chlapecka (@chrissychlapp) November 21, 2021
11. They totally would have ended up together.
rest in peace princess diana, i know you would have loved pete davidson
— 🧚🏽♀️ 𝔭𝔞𝔯𝔢𝔢𝔫𝔞.𝔢𝔱𝔥 🧚🏽♀️ (@pareenasumbli) November 21, 2021
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