I actually just posted the other day about how “easy open” bags of cheese (or whatever) refuse to tear or tear wrong so you can’t re-close them, which drives me completely bonkers. This list is made up of other things like that — things that should make your life easier but definitely don’t, or things that should be simple but instead turn out to be very, very hard.
You get it. Or, you will.
#12. Seriously, don’t tease me
Just looking at this gives me the rage shakes.
#11. Instant angry face
They’re conspiring to make my day worse, aren’t they?
#10. Three words: spreading hard butter.
Don’t pretend like you don’t empathize.
#9. Hard Nutella is no better than hard butter
In fact, it’s worse because you want its creamy, hazelnut-y goodness so much more.
#8. OCD friends, look away
Crumbs. In. Butter…[face melts].
#7. Why doesn’t everyone use the easy peel stickers?!?
#6. Again with the “easy” open lie.
Okay, not they’re just mocking me.
#5. When you can’t find your phone, and it’s like you’ve lost an appendage
Or a child.
#4. No one’s fingers fit in there.
But you’ll get zipper burn trying.
#3. Just say no to reusing your knife, people
No joke, this should be outlawed.
#2. When the person in front of you in line gets chatty with the check-out person…
I have places to be, people!
#1. Man vs oven
Ah yes, the gates of hell. I remember them well.