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Are you ready to hoot and holler?
Well, I sure hope so, because if you aren’t, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Because we got the good stuff today, friends.
Enjoy these tweets!
1. They seem kinda clueless, huh?
Needs to be updated.
Every “gifts for him” list was written by someone who last met a man in 2005 and even then it was a brief meeting.
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) November 28, 2021
2. We get it.
No need to explain.
I was planning to do some house cleaning but I can’t find a hair tie so I’m sure you understand that absolutely nothing productive will be occuring at this time
— CC (@CCRuns) November 29, 2021
3. I’d like to thank you.
Who’s in charge here?
I don’t know who decided restaurants would serve bread before meals but I would like to find that person and give them a big sloppy kiss on the mouth
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) November 30, 2021
4. Nothing to worry about.
And nothing to see here…
My neighbor passed me in the hallway and asked me if everything’s good. I said yea why. She said she heard me screaming at a man this morning for disrespecting me. So I had to explain to her than the large disrespectful man in question is actually a cat named Raheem
— Olayemi Olurin (@msolurin) November 28, 2021
5. That wasn’t nice!
They need to chill out.
My inbox right now: You stupid bitch! We offered you 30% off this weekend and you didn’t buy ANYTHING. We are going to kill you.
— Maggie? Winters? (@saggiesplinters) November 29, 2021
6. This is amazing.
I’m gonna start calling them this.
my dad visited the other day and asked me for an hour if i knew “what them white clams are” and it took me a whole day before i realized he was asking about white claw
— Kiss my Fat Ash🍑 (@Tobi_Is_Fab) November 29, 2021
7. There’s still time.
Well, maybe…
I put on yoga pants hoping it would get me to exercise, but that was three years ago, so I don’t think it worked.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) November 29, 2021
8. This is true.
I remember those dark days…
there was a point in the 90s where all white men aged 24-29 looked like Sugar Ray
— The Original Imani Gandy (@AngryBlackLady) November 29, 2021
9. Will it work?!?!
One of life’s big questions.
I’m just a woman, standing in front of an automatic water faucet, asking it to recognize her soaped up hands for at least 20 seconds
— Stacey Burns (@WentRogue) November 30, 2021
10. Pretty much.
Meet the new person!
starting a job feels like you’re a new character on the tenth season of a tv show
— oryn (@3dLooks) November 30, 2021
11. The stars aligned for him.
A lucky fella.
Is there a more hot name than Diego Luna? And then, he’s so hot too. It all worked out so perfectly
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) November 30, 2021
12. This is good!
You know you laughed!
Earlier this AM, my wife and I were walking our dog and got catcalled. The man said, “don’t you ladies walk by looking like that!” Then he realized we were holding hands and clarified with “y’all can hold hands! Just don’t look that good!” He didn’t wanna seem homophobic I’m 💀
— Maybe: Lauren Ashley Smith (@msLAS) November 29, 2021
Have you seen any funny tweets lately?
If so, share them with us in the comments.
Thanks a lot!
