You ever get so mad that you just don’t know what to say anymore?
One second, you’re in the zone – the next, you’re fumbling for even the most basic comeback. Even if your anger is righteous, you’re the one who ends up looking like a fool.
To avoid embarrassing moments like that, here are 13 brutal insults for you to burn into your brain and incorporate into your vocabulary. One-liners like these will be sure to win you some major internet points.
1. That went from 0 to 60 pretty fast
This harshness is totally appropriate, considering the fact that google literally has a calculator function.
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2. Not Shaq!
We can’t expect him to be good at everything, okay.
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3. Now I’m hungry
These outfits look like they were pulled straight from Goodfellas.
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4. Not necessarily a bad thing
I can see this future for Jaden Smith, no question.
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5. Oof, that burns
This just goes to show that context really matters.
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6. I mean, I totally see it
For a second, I thought this was a still from How the Grinch Stole Christmas.
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7. Time changes everything
I think we should cut Tony Hawk some slack here.
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8. Accurate
All of the YouTube beauty community drama felt like middle school all over again.
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9. Straight for the knockout
This is the perfect insult; it’s vague enough to apply to any conversation, but it still really digs the knife in.
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10. That’s a lot
This gives that whole “Yummy” is a song about Pizzagate conspiracy theory a whole new meaning.
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11. Not all heroes wear capes
Some of them wear crocs.
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12. The ten dollar Founding Father
Now we know where Lin Manuel-Miranda pulled all those insane rap battles from.
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13. He’s halfway there
The King of Staten Island only comes out for the full moon.
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I’m going to save some of those for the next time I’m at a loss for words. Thanks again, internet, for helping us seem way smarter and more creative that we naturally are.
What are some of your favorite brutal insults? Let us know in the comments below!
