13 Funny Tweets About All Kinds of Random Stuff

One of the absolute best things about Twitter is how funny it can be and how absolutely RANDOM.

I guess it’s because Twitter is just one huge melting pot of every kind of personality and character out there in this crazy world that we live in. So we get to enjoy this sort of stream of consciousness from all kinds of folks who we’d never get to interact with in real life.

And that’s a good thing. Because variety is the spice of life, as they say…

So enjoy these funny and RANDOM tweets that we think will bring a smile to your face.

1. That sounds like a terrible idea.

What were you thinking?!?!

2. Every day is Groundhog Day right now.

When will it change…?

3. This is what a tweet should look like.

Just in case you were wondering.

4. It’s a lot of fun!

At least some of the time…

5. This is really frustrating.

You have to keep those pizza plants under control.

6. I can’t handle that right now.

I’m very fragile, okay?

7. The absolute peak of marriage.

Let’s go take a look at those shelves again!

8. I think Jesus can handle that.

No problem at all!

9. The eagle was THIS close.

And that darn hyena had to ruin it.

10. No. The other way!

Not a lot of hope for this person.


11. This is embarrassing.

And I like that he didn’t correct you for three years.


12. We need to talk about this.

A serious issue.

13. That’s not appropriate.

Just don’t ever tell him the truth.

Now it’s your turn!

In the comments, please share some funny things you’ve seen on social media lately: memes, tweets, jokes, photos, etc.

Let’s see what ya got, friends!