People make all kinds of different choices when it comes to their lifestyle, their diet, and their bodies. None of them are a joke, and none of them are a reason to dislike a person.

That said, sometimes those choices can lead to pretty funny commentary.

Today we’re putting vegans in the hot seat with these 13 genuinely funny jokes about the choice to totally cut animal products out of your life.

13. There’s a ton to unpack here.

Hi I'm a boomer. You may remember me from such hits as "aww does the widdle millennial snowflake need a safe space because he's so offended". Today I'll be losing my shit because a shop I don't visit is selling a vegan steak bake I am under no obligation to buy.

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) January 2, 2020

12. You know you can still order whatever you want, right?

There are actual grown men saying they won’t go to Greggs any more because of Vegan Steak Bakes. Imagine having masculinity that fragile.

— Hutch (@nolittleman) January 2, 2020

11. Go big or go home, McDonalds.

Two days into 2020 and McDonald's has already pissed off the entire vegan population by offering us mashed vegetables in breadcrumbs as their 'nEw VeGaN oPtIoN'

Veganise the chicken nuggets and McFlurrys or don't bother you cowards.

— Gym Reaper (@soypreme) January 2, 2020

10. Real talk, my friends.

https://twitter.com/pissboymcgee/status/1211831307736453120?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fbenarmson90%2Fvegan-tweets

9. Piece of dairy-free cake.

https://twitter.com/digbickvibes/status/1212810015297417216?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fbenarmson90%2Fvegan-tweets

8. So much progress. Lol.

The vegan sausage rolls are better than the standard ones whether you’re vegan or not and that’s a fact https://t.co/d30VivBNDi

— nicole eloise🏳️‍🌈♿️💀💄 (@nicoleloisee) January 1, 2020

7. Toxic masculinity, Exhibit A.

There are people that are terrified that eating a vegan burger will turn them into a woman pic.twitter.com/WW3GADheSZ

— Wild Geerters (@steinkobbe) December 28, 2019

6. Okay but that took a lot of effort, though.

https://twitter.com/no_sleepx/status/1211677153022087169?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fbenarmson90%2Fvegan-tweets

5. Now you’ve gone and let it out.

https://twitter.com/WilliamTyla/status/1212627150743973888?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fbenarmson90%2Fvegan-tweets

4. That’s one way to talk people into it.

https://twitter.com/JXEKER/status/1212882694302044173?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fbenarmson90%2Fvegan-tweets

3. Wow, how long did they work on that?

That tip on how to make this vegan, is borderline GENIUS pic.twitter.com/J9GuAPm2mx

— Sarah (@sarahvanpelt) January 1, 2020

2. It’s all under control.

https://twitter.com/stoned2thabones/status/1211843859384356867?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fbenarmson90%2Fvegan-tweets

1. That’s quite the visual.

I’ve been vegan for almost 22 years and I’m still busting fat nuts like a squirrel on steroids. Please take several seats. https://t.co/MrzbAMs8i0

— David ☽ (@notageminimoon) December 28, 2019

I still love my vegan friends, even if I couldn’t imagine giving up bacon (or steak or cheeseburgers or cheese…).

Did you think these were funny, even if you’re vegan? Let us know in the comments!

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13. There’s a ton to unpack here.

12. You know you can still order whatever you want, right?

11. Go big or go home, McDonalds.

10. Real talk, my friends.

9. Piece of dairy-free cake.

8. So much progress. Lol.

7. Toxic masculinity, Exhibit A.

6. Okay but that took a lot of effort, though.

5. Now you’ve gone and let it out.

4. That’s one way to talk people into it.

3. Wow, how long did they work on that?

2. It’s all under control.

1. That’s quite the visual.

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13. There’s a ton to unpack here.

12. You know you can still order whatever you want, right?

11. Go big or go home, McDonalds.

10. Real talk, my friends.

9. Piece of dairy-free cake.

8. So much progress. Lol.

7. Toxic masculinity, Exhibit A.

6. Okay but that took a lot of effort, though.

5. Now you’ve gone and let it out.

4. That’s one way to talk people into it.

3. Wow, how long did they work on that?

2. It’s all under control.

1. That’s quite the visual.

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