We all have a movie fandom that is near and dear to our heart. Maybe yours is Star Wars or Harry Potter, or the entire Disney vault!
Whatever your fandom, we can all understand the importance of a treasured movie franchise.
But even the most sacred of movies can withstand a gentle ribbing. These 13 summaries of your favorite movies may not be kind, but they’re certainly accurate and hilarious.
1. Kill it, they did.
*and kiss his sister.
2. Oh, I love that one
3. I’m 100% team “don’t watch this movie”
I mean, unless you LIKE bad writing
4. That one’s my favorite
You know, except for the sexism
5. Someone call the authorities
This man exposed his wand in public.
6. Oh is that the summary?
I thought they were describing President Trump.
7. She literally looks like him, only better
Are we really supposed to celebrate the fact that he accepts her as she is? He’s lucky to have her.
8. Did he ever find it?
Is this the one where he freezes to death at the end?
9. There are worse life choices
Murdering your brother, for one.
10. Off with her head
Kristen Stewart’s character, not the queen.
11. Let me try
Girl spends 7 years saving stupid boys butts.
12. I speak the language of love
Does that count?
13. Oh I love that one
And the part where they return the ring? OMG. So good.
Ok ok, so these summaries are crude and completely devoid of nuance. Clearly The Lord of the Rings is about WAY more than returning jewelry, but it’s fun to reduce something so impactful into a quippy little one-liner. Especially when it’s technically not wrong.
Why don’t you give it a try? What’s your best one-sentence summary for your favorite movie? Let us know in the comments!