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13 Insane Items That People Are Still Trying to Get Past the TSA

Human beings are totally weird, and if you need more proof, just consider the fact that – even though we know or can easily find the rules – people will try to sneak literally anything through security at the airport.

You know, these people are the reason the rest of us are stuck in line having to pee longer than necessary.

It’s kind of funny when you’re not stuck in line, though, what these officers have found while rummaging through people’s luggage.

13. That is not a clock, friends.

Or at least, it’s not just a clock.

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12. Weapons are weapons, people.

You cannot take that on a plane.

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11. You can’t bring drugs.

Not even if it’s legal where you’re from.

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10. Also a weapon.

This isn’t the Hunger Games, folks.

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9. Who WAS this person?

I need to know!

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8. It might be historical.

But that doesn’t mean you can’t hurt someone with it.

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7. I would have had to quit.

I don’t do maggots.

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6. What is this, prison?

Seriously what is happening.

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5. You’d be surprised what they say is a liquid.

Or at least, I was.

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4. Firecrackers are a no-go.

Womp-womp.

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3. That’s quite a gift.

For security…wrapped and everything.

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2. Y’ALL.

I had no idea so many freaks tried to bring actual weapons on the plane.

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1. People are just so creative.

Bless.

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The gall, y’all. I would never even think about bringing this stuff through! I mean… that bag with the maggots? What in the actual heck!?!?

Have you ever seen TSA confiscate anything super weird? Tell us about it in the comments!