13 Sleepwalkers Share Their Craziest Nocturnal Adventures

Alex Bamford

8. Funny and Scary

Funniest: My fiancee used to work 3pm to midnight. She came home one night and I was asleep, but had forgot to charge my tablet. She came on my side of the bed to charge it for me. As she bent over, I sat up and smacked her on top of her head. She asked me what the hell was I doing, and I told her I was checking to see if she was real.

Scariest: Jogging naked down a road that doesn’t have street lights or sidewalks. I could have easily gotten hit.

9. Scar

I woke up, walked into a wall and started crying. Next morning, woke up with a huge scar on my nose.

10. Foosball!

I once woke up on the foosball table. Like, standing on top of it, with the little players like little legos piercing my feet. It was totally dark, my feet were in pain and I couldn’t understand where I was when I woke up, so I panicked pretty bad until my mother-in-law heard me and came to rescue me. The weirdest part is that I tried to get back on that table when I was awake and it’s virtually impossible. It was a very small table that’d topple over long before anyone could get on top of it. I’m spiderman when I’m sleeping, it seems.

11. Whoa!

My grandmother used to sleep walk, and she lived in a NYC apartment, a few floors up. She was in her 20s and hadn’t had kids yet. A neighbor she didn’t know named Margaret saw her about to sleepwalk off the balcony, so she brought Grandma into her apartment to sleep on their couch and not be alone. After that Margaret and Grandma were friends for life and their kids grew up like cousins.

12. Old mansion

I once walked around screaming for help in a friend’s house during a sleepover. My father had much worse experiences when he was a child, though. He grew up in an old mansion where my grandmother was the housekeeper. He once waled into the owners room in the middle of the night, which did not go over well; another night he walked up to the attic where he woke up in the dark surrounded by a bunch of stuffed animals.

13. This is crazy

There was a middle-aged woman in Australia, whose name has not been released for confidentiality reasons, had serious issues with sleepwalking. While there isn’t too much information on this case, it seems that neither her nor her partner had any idea initially. But the truth soon came out, and is a lot more terrifying than your average sleepwalking case. The woman would get up, sleepwalk out of her house, and engage in sex with total strangers. This took place for several months, and the couple had no idea. Condoms were found around their house, but the reality only completely came to light when her partner woke up one night and realized she wasn’t there. After searching for her, he found her having sex with a stranger, completely asleep. Such an act posed a huge threat not only to the woman, but also to her partner. Reports say that she has been successfully treated for the condition.