Another day, another opportunity to learn way too much about true crime. Serial killers and kidnappings don’t deter you like the average person. In fact, they’re exactly what interest you – freak that you are.
Have no shame here; we’ve got a fresh batch of 13 memes that’ll scratch your true crime itch.
1. Oh no
Yeah, you might want to take a call like this as a major heads up.
2. The greatest love of all
Nothing gets between a girl and her true crime.
3. Time for a career change
It’s never too late to become a detective specializing in active serial killers, right?
4. Epic fail
Come on, that’s a rookie mistake.
A pleasant spin on true crime for the faint of heart.
Yeah, that razor, nail, and blindfold on the rubber duck are definitely not good signs.
7. Somebody pitch this
This would be a M. Night Shyamalan level twist.
8. Some extra binging material
Ironically, this is the only programming that’s remotely keeping me sane at this point.
9. This, 100%
Yeah, once you go down the true crime rabbit hole, you’ll never have a one-night-stand again.
10. What every girl wants
Fuzzy slippers, a glass of wine, and true crime sure beats having your heart broken.
11. Frugality at its finest
This is actually really helpful information – funerals are expensvie!
12. Some things never change
No offense to the other serial killer cases, but it’s pretty hard to compete with pure evil.
13. Super inconvenient
How different our lives would be if the knowledge were completely reversed.
There you have it – a little fix to hold you over until the next time Netflix launches another serial killer documentary. Remember to binge responsibly, and never walk to your parked car in a garage alone.
Do you have any favorite true crime memes? Don’t forget to share them in the comments!