I adore my kids. To be clear.
That said, I also adored the 37 years I spent without children dictating most of my waking (and sleeping) moments.
You know, like a normal human being. Or at least I think it was normal. I don’t know… you’d have to ask… okay, I don’t have a good answer for this one.
Yeah, it’s probably best I have kids now.
So, these 13 posts had me remembering, quite fondly, my life before the kiddos.
Or something like that!
#13. I miss those things.
You can never get too much of either, right parents? RIGHT?!?!
#12. Valid choice.
Dogs are just as good as kids… at least for 20-year-olds.
#11. Legend is right, though it probably won’t take 3 tries.
Probably only takes ONE annoying mother-in-law.
#10. This post is the stuff of dreams.
I’m still thinking about it… even three minutes after.
#9. The horror…
I mean… who even says things like that?!?
#8. My toddler is definitely someone else’s birth control these days.
Let me check on that birth control one more time… okay?
#7. Someone fix this.
We need to be able to accidentally make pizzas if we can accidentally make humans.
#6. Honestly, bottle-feeding a lamb also seems like a lot of work.
This is still amazing.
#5. *le gasp*
Never say never, kids!
#4. I’ll take Italy for $5000.
You can have the wiggles.
#3. Your point?
Give me a high five!
#2. How about no.
And also… no.
#1. Why do people say this?!
I’m pretty sure that I DO NOT want kids. Okay, thx.
You can’t have it both ways, so choose wisely! Because as much as I said I didn’t want kids… I’ve got two.
Yeah, let that sink in. Read between the lines.
Just kidding, my beautiful babies!