Some people just adore flowers, and cards, and those little candy hearts, and going on a date night with the rest of the couples in their town.
BUT THE REST OF US PREFER CYNICAL SARCASM AND 8 SHOTS OF TEQUILA.
If you’re the latter, these 14 anti-Valentine’s cards are compiled in a lovely gallery, just for you, to fuel your passion for drunken independence and boost your lifelong YOLO-SOLO status.
#1. For the vodka enthusiast.
#2. For the go-getter in all of us.
#3. For the ‘Captain Obvious’ type.
#4. For the best friend.
#5. For those with average-to-high standards.
#6. For the ‘A-for-effort’ type.
#7. For puppy love.
#8. For brutally honest rabbits.
#9. For the determined loner.
#10. For when you finally meet that special someone. At Comicon.
(Or for face huggers.)
#11. For the pessimistic foodie.
#12. For pop-culture enthusiasts (who are also very cranky).
#13. For those who are in denial.
#14. For the future you, because it’s inevitable at this point.
If you’ve made it this far, I think it’s safe to say you’ll be surrounded by cats till you’re old and grey.
And when you finally die, they will eat you immediately. Because that’s what cats do.