14 Tweets to Help Us Realize We All Have Super Powers

Source: @pilau on Twitter

There is no end to the clever and hilarious trends people can come up with online. Jokes abound, and some of the best – and my favorite – kinds are the ones that play to one fandom or another.

These riffs on people presenting their less-than-impressive superpowers to Professor X, and recording his imaginary – but probably not far off – responses.

Below are 14 of my favorites.

14. I guess everyone is happy, then.



13. I mean. Hard to argue with that.

I would like to have that superpower about now.

12. I should not be laughing this hard.

It is what it is, I suppose.

11. That’s a dad joke if I’ve ever seen one.

It’s not too bad, though.

10. That’s more than a great memory!

That’s remembering something you don’t even really care about!

9. None of this was said out loud.

This one is pretty legit.

8. So much for verbal communication only.

Not even telepathy will do it.


7. How DARE.

I am in this tweet and I don’t like it.

6. Show don’t tell.

Excellent work, sir. You’re hired.


5. I didn’t think I could stan a tweet this hard.

I want to read the story, tbh.

4. I never have cared for Batman.

What a cheater.

3. Quite the ride, this one.

I’m here for it.

2. I actually read that in Professor X’s voice.

You did too, right?


1. It took me a minute.

Totally worth it, though.

I mean, it’s hard to argue with any of these responses, don’t you think?

If you loved these, check out the whole thread linked above – more goodness abounds!