#8. Poor kid

“A young boy decided to walk around with a flare gun shoved in the front waistband of his shorts.

The gun went off, and the flare damn near burned his penis off.

Took lots of skin grafts, and it still won’t ever be right.”

#9. Love is in the air

“Seriously obese patient, famous for making incredibly rape-y comments towards male staff.

At any rate, she started ‘dating’ a frail guy, or at least he was spotted making countless trips from the snack machines to her room.

A few weeks into the relationship, her sister demands a private room, so they can get their squish on.

However, that’s not all she wanted…

She was concerned that the two couldn’t actually consummate their relationship, and she wanted us to…

‘You just gotta, you know, PUT THEM TOGETHER! She can’t hold her legs up so you gotta hold them for her!! Then you gotta help her MOVE! Don’t you know nothin’?'”

#10. What’s up, Doc?

“One of the male doctors put a hidden camera in a shampoo bottle, put it in the female showers, and got videos of lots of other female doctors and nurses showering.

All the staff were horrified when he was exposed, seeing as he was quite a senior doctor.”