Dads and the silly/weird/ridiculous/funny antics they pull are a universal thing. It’s so odd! Somehow it’s just in their DNA to do this stuff.
Take a look and see if any of these scenarios look familiar…
1. Shake it up
why do dads always shake their handful of peanuts/m&m’s etc before popping them in their mouth?
— spicy (@RyanMalicsi) November 23, 2018
2. Safety first
Why do dads feel like they need to completely adjust the seats and mirrors in their kid’s car just to move it 7 feet in the driveway
— @JimboSlice492 (@JimboSlice492) December 29, 2018
why do dads hand write things in all caps? what are they trying to prove?
— emma 🙂 (@spicy_emma) May 8, 2019
4. Because it’s free
Why do dads love the free mint bowl at restaurants so much
— sydney (@sydneyrachel) May 29, 2018
5. Another form of punishment
why do dads think it’s funny to slow down the car when you tell them you have to pee
— Caroline (@car0linehamm) May 28, 2019
6. It’s like the phone book
Like quick question why do dads have way to thick wallets???
— Sarmad Hassan (@_Sarmadmh) May 23, 2019
Why do dads ask for the weirdest things for their birthday like no I’m not gonna get you gravel for the driveway
— Abbie (@abbiemason02) May 20, 2019
8. It gives them life
Why do dads take grilling so seriously?
— Sarah (@misss_jaye) May 22, 2019
9. Just in case
Why do dads always have change in their pockets hahahaha it’s weird
— Abbie Douglas (@abbiedouglasxo) October 30, 2017
10. Quick getaway
why do all dads have to back in to every parking spot. like they have to prove themselves to everybody
— rachel (@raybabay_) November 16, 2016
Why do dads always grunt when they sit down
— Keifer McCaw (@keifermccaw) July 8, 2018
12. It has to be done
why do dads always answer the phone saying "yello"
— sam (@samdeverell) August 26, 2017
13. “I know a better way”
Why do dads think they can out smart a gps
— sean (@SeanRauchut) October 8, 2017
14. “I got this one overseas”
Why do dads love wearing Hard Rock Cafe shirts?
— Kung Fu Fenny (@NFEN) September 28, 2015
Oh, dad! One of these days, I swear!