My cousin one time was singing a song and I heard it on the radio the next day.. I was so proud of him thinking it was his song lol😅 how disappointed i was when i found out pple were allowed to sing songs they didn’t write.

— mkhana (@tiffanyaide) July 2, 2021

I had a crying, hyperventilating panic attack when I was like 10 because I had masturbated and thought that meant I was going to hell. My very religious aunty was confused, worried and kept asking me what was wrong but I was ashamed and inconsolable.

— Beautiful Nerd (@beautifulnerdme) July 2, 2021

When I was 5, my mom came out into the living room while I was playing games, crawling around merging ungodly noises. I thought she was being silly, so I crawled with her and tried to like ride her like a horse.

She was in labor. I was like "lol that's cool"

— Ⓜ️ (@malchik_gey) July 3, 2021

my mom got fired from her job when I was little and I cried bc I thought that meant they were going to light her on fire

— ♡ (@veganbxtch) July 2, 2021

I used to think when an actor died in a movie, they were permanently dead.

Like why tf would you sign your life away for one movie and then die?

— kaleb godfrey (@kalebjgodfrey) July 3, 2021

When I was 6, my parents told me I had a doctor appointment so I would leave early from school to get a shot and I thought it meant that I was going to the doctor to literally get shot 😭

— kat (@katie__childs) July 3, 2021

when i was like 5 or 6 i saw my parents wedding tape and PISSED i wasnt invited! Telling my dad i am ur son, ur first born son and u had my cousins there and not me! Thinking they just left me at home and got married, when i really wasnt born yet lol!

— Karl (@stkarlito) July 2, 2021

Before I knew what a live studio audience was, I thought that the people you hear laughing while watching TV were people in their houses. I would sit very close to the TV and laugh ignorantly loud so they could hear me too

— Honestly, All My Tweets Are Lies, Sometimes🤴🏾🏁 (@MarkKeith_) July 3, 2021

My mom got me ready one day in the morning and didn't say where we were going. Went to a building with lots of kids, I start playing & then I saw my mom speed walking out the building. I started bawling thinking I was being abandoned. It was day care.

— The Amazing Jamaican (@Her0fCanada) July 2, 2021

I thought being laid off was a good thing/promotion so I was in daycare the next day telling errrrybody my father was ✨laid off✨😌

— 𝒿’𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓇𝑒 ♠️ (@ringmyDORbell_) July 2, 2021

I remember when my dad told me that cheese with holes in was called hiccup cheese, because the cows had hiccups when they made it. I carried that until I was 18. Got laughed out the pub.

Told the story a couple years later, I was laughed at again for thinking cows made cheese.

— sarah (@cheeseybagels) July 2, 2021