There’s not much that’s as unsettling as a person talking while they’re not awake. My partner sleeps like a snoring log, thank goodness, but my best friend growing up would hold all manner of conversations in the dead of night.
It’s confusing, but if you can wake yourself up enough to hear what they’re saying, it can also be pretty funny – and I’m guessing the people sleeping with these 14 sleep talkers are going to have some pretty good blackmail for years to come.
14. Why not both?
I don’t think I would have slept well that night.
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13. They DO have tiny hands.
I mean, I don’t know if they’re called hands, but.
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12. Yes, honey, we were already doing that.
I bet she went back to sleep faster than Jake did.
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11. I’m not sure if this makes a spouse feel better or worse.
But I might take a trip to the hairdressers, just to see.
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10. I wonder what the guy did?
It had to have been something.
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9. No one does.
But I guess somebody has to do it.
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8. I mean sure.
Jesus is everywhere. At least, that’s what I hear.
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7. It’s like the reverse of the sky is falling!
To be fair, chickens are horrifying.
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6. That’s a meeting I would definitely like to attend.
All of the breads? Are you kidding me?!
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5. I would have smacked him and said it was an accident.
Or maybe rolled him off the bed.
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4. I thought that was a decision you made for yourself?
Also that would be a very startling way to wake up.
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3. Brains are so, so weird.
So are relationships.
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2. That’s what they all say.
Well maybe not all, but it’s not a bad line.
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1. That is a travesty.
Whatever will they do?
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I don’t necessarily want to live with a sleep talker, but it would keep things interesting!
If you’ve got one in your house, share your stories in the comments!
