When it comes to classic, relatable comedy, I often think that the simpler a laugh is, the better. That means it’s hitting home for plenty of people, and that you don’t have to think too hard about why it’s funny.
I don’t know about you, but when I’m scrolling mindlessly through the internet, I don’t want to have to think too hard about anything!
If that’s you, too, these 14 jokes should be just what the doctor ordered!
14. Like, mind YOUR business, sir.
Everyone’s always in a hurry.
13. It’s always a good time for a pun.
And there’s no such thing as a bad one.
12. Sadly, there’s no way to skip it.
I think they’re onto us.
11. This would have saved Horatio Caine so much time.
I dig it.
10. For a good long while, anyway.
I’ve not found one I can ignore forever, sadly.
9. I like it.
I’d like to do it right now, to be honest.
8. I, a woman, knew right away.
I’m just saying.
7. Potato, Potahto.
Just answer the question, sir.
6. Dogs love everything and everyone.
It must be exhausting but they seem to like it.
5. That’s what it’s about right?
You can’t eat grapefruit without it.
4. I’m sure they appreciate that.
I’m honestly surprised he hasn’t been assaulted, though.
3. The good ones are rare, anyway.
I suppose that’s part of the metaphor.
2. My back definitely hurts.
Also my knees.
1. You had plenty of time.
Don’t try to foist them blame now.
Ah, refreshing, right?
Drop your favorite of these in the comments!