*Kicks last night's underwear out of pants leg*

Hi, I'm here for my job interview.

— Marl (@Marlebean) February 12, 2018

Today in Alex is bad at adulting, I got hurt at work as a direct result of being dramatic while talking to a student about food pic.twitter.com/5yyCRZiTjg

— mx. alex, queer wrath upon you™️ (@iceboxac3) May 21, 2019

Forgot my £ for the trolleys at the supermarket. Spent 5 minutes loitering with intent in the car park until I spotted this bad boy not chained up 👌🏻

Found the child seat very useful for my fruit and veg!! Got scared every time I saw a security guard 🙈😂

Adulting is hard! pic.twitter.com/QaUoQKKKL8

— Nat | This Vet Runs (@Thisvetruns) June 18, 2019

Sometimes you just gotta clean your room, apply a skincare routine, and pretend that it's equivalent to getting your life in order.

— Kick (@wan_haffizzul) January 19, 2019

i may be messy but im ORGANISED messy. if i need eyelash glue i KNOW that theres a tube on the floor under the left side of my bed bc i saw it there when i was looking for other shit i needed and i memorised its specific and random location for future uses

— maja anushka (@majaanushka) January 13, 2018

My friend sent me this picture and my gut reaction was panic…then I remembered she’s 28 and has been married for 4 years…😂I keep forgetting people are doing this on purpose now…#adultingfail #congrats pic.twitter.com/ojzLOQ3Oug

— Brooke KNIX (@KNIXBrooke) August 8, 2019

Me 10 years ago: What do I need a smartphone for? Waste of money.

Me now: if this GPS goes out, I’ll be dead in the woods within a day.

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) June 16, 2019

FRIEND: so how are you?

ME: I'm well, thanks!

FRIEND: what's new?

ME: not much!

FRIEND: well, what have you been up to?

ME: why are you doing this to me

— dick snickers (@smithsara79) March 26, 2018

I have proven time and again that I cannot handle the responsibility of applying and maintaining nail polish and yet I continue to buy more of it, does this disorder have a name or is it unique to me?

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) June 23, 2019

Meant to buy medicine for my cold at target yesterday. Instead I bought two bags of sour patch kids. #adultfail

— gretchlr (@gretchlr) December 21, 2015

i am bad at adulting pic.twitter.com/U1LU5NxbQJ

— Jacob Pan (@jakepeterpan) August 6, 2019

I'm so bad at adulting, went to get myself dinner for tonight & came back with this selection… WHERE IS THE DINNER HERE?! 😑 pic.twitter.com/sEPFQDG6Ek

— Jade Sura (@JS200unboxes) May 15, 2018

adulting fail take 1:
having your shirt on backwards during three flights and a presentation. 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️ #needmorecoffee #adultingishard #tgif

— DFox (@MissD_Fox) August 23, 2019