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15 Celebrities Reimagined as Sausages by Hilarious Pastry Chef’s Instagram

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You might have clicked on this link out of pure, morbid curiosity. Like…you never imagined celebrities as sausages, right? It never occured to you that anyone could be reimagined as a sausage, perhaps, and you certainly never guessed it might be something you need in your life.

Well, I’m here to convince you – with the help of the Instagram account of one Erik Vernieuwe, a full-time pastry chef.

Below are 15 of his best sausage (re)creations.

15. The captions are my favorite part.

I can hardly tell this is a hot dog and not the real thing!

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14. It’s Popeye the Hot Dog Man!

He doesn’t live in a garbage can (because he lives in my belly).

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13. Weinerscissors.

He makes a lovely bush.

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12. Hot dog Rockettes.

Why do their legs look so fantastic?

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11. This hot dog villain looks miserable.

It should be cackling, really.

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10. Is that…Louis XVI?

If not, I can make it happen with one bite.

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9. Hot dogs for Christmas.

I doubt anyone will complain.

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8. I do believe it’s Belle.

Those candles better take a step back.

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7. I’m dead now.

Where are her seashells and fins?

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6. Awww, the Tin Man.

This actually works really well.

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5. Gandalf. I would follow him anywhere.

As long as I could eat him at the end of the trip.

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4. It’s a hard knock life for Pi the weiner.

No way that tiger is letting him live.

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3. Even hot dogs need Halloween costumes.

I hope they don’t get stuffed with candy though.

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2. She left her hot dog son at home for the the holidays.

KEVIN!

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1. Ok this one is my favorite.

Green hot dog and all.

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These are definitely celebrities and movie scenes with sausages, though for some reason, all I keep seeing is Beaker from The Muppets.

What food would you use to recreate celebrities and movie scenes?

Let’s muse in the comments!