You know the kind of joke I mean – the kind that you know you shouldn’t laugh at, but there’s no way to stop it. If those are your bag (and you’re not worried about going straight to hell), these 15 are going to be right up your alley.
15. Did he mean like like?
Wait what do you mean Jesus loves me? Did he say something to you? OMG I'm freaking out right now tell me his exact words.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) December 4, 2013
14. More for me!
[God creating cheesecake]
GOD: [stuffing his face] oh man this is so good
ANGEL: shouldn't u share it?
GOD: [creates lactose intolerance]
— Guy Incognito (@ShutUpThatsWho) July 11, 2016
13. I feel attacked.
12. I would read some fiction from teenage Jesus POV.
11. Masterfully crafted.
[Jesus at Last Supper]
*breaks bread* This is my body
*pours wine* This is my blood
*opens jar of mayo*
Judas: I'm gonna stop u right there
— huntigula (@huntigula) January 5, 2015
10. Nothing to see here.
Judas: still on for Friday?
Judas: yeah, the last supper
Jesus: the what?
Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) January 5, 2015
9. I don’t know why this is funny, but it is.
GOD: I've created donuts
ANGEL: ooh they're yummy but why the hole?
ANGEL: because they are holy
GOD: because they are holy
— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) June 17, 2016
7. Somebody had too much wine on Thanksgiving.
[God creating a turkey]
God: Make it like a shitty brown peacock…
Animal technician: Anything else?
God: Hang a nut-sack on it's face lol
— GoaT FacE (@EndhooS) June 1, 2015
6. So say we all.
5. *insert evil laugh here*
[God creating the ocean]
GOD: Just put water friggin everywhere.
ANGEL: Nice, that way if they’re thirsty, they—
GOD: Make it undrinkable.
— bboy zizek (@pentyfuma) June 8, 2015
4. Just thinking out loud here.
[God creating spiders]
"Make it have 8 legs"
Seems excessive but ok
"And 8 eyes"
You need to calm down a li-
"Give it a butt rope"
— matt (@dogfather) June 18, 2016
3. Moved and seconded.
2. Infallible logic.
1. The inquisition.
*knock on door*
“Sir have you found Jesus?”
Uh, no. Goodbye.
*Jesus steps out from behind door with gun*
— Dr. Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) September 10, 2015
I’ll see you in hell, friends!