Anyone who has ever been married – or in any long term romantic relationship where you share space – can tell you that there is no dearth of things that will, with time, drive you absolutely bonkers.
Whether it’s the way they chew, how they stomp when they walk, how they leave their dental floss out on the counter, or a million other little things, those quirks that you once found adorable (or tolerable) will soon drive you mad.
These 15 married people are confessing what those things are in their relationship, probably so they don’t freak out and do a murder.
15. It’s as easy as that.
If only men knew what they were doing with those messes.
14. You don’t mess with the spice cabinet.
Those things are barely hanging on during the best of days.
13. Once is enough.
Stop being such an attention hog jeez.
12. It just came to him.
The movie can’t keep his interest is that his fault?
11. Why are they like this?
Why do we even spend money on hampers at all??
10. Who inspired it, though?
I think you should look into a mirror, Sir.
9. Yes, she told him what time they needed to leave.
Probably more than once. Or twice.
8. We might have to eat in separate rooms.
For the good of our marriage.
7. There can be no disagreement.
You have to agree on this fact before you walk down the aisle.
6. Don’t whistle at all.
The dwarves were wrong.
5. It’s like she’s just messing with him.
Maybe she is, but if so, I bet he knows what he did.
4. There’s no faster way to ruin the wash.
Other than your toddler not taking their pull up out of their pajama pants.
3. The kitchen is never clean.
It’s just waiting for the next person to use it.
2. You should be glad he’s worried.
If you ever go missing, this will work in your favor.
1. You mean there are people who don’t do this?
I don’t have time to go on a unicorn hunt.
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Marriage is no joke, y’all. Just take it one day at a time and remember that going to jail is worse. Probably.
What’s a quirk that your partner has that drives you right up the wall? Our comments are open for rants!
